You know those fibonacci numbers can't hide from this porsche ......

Cable porn gone wrong!

New job. They asked me whether they should give me a new laptop or will I be using my own

Although Im more comfortable using my own, should I accept the company laptop? (It's the same laptop I currently have)

Someone stole my mouse when moving office... Dude the things on MY DESK are mine, you can't just take people's stuff and make it yours

Now I am using your crappy mouse... 😑

So the water dispenser in the kitchen does not have sparkling water, which I love. But there's one in the meeting room down the corridor that has sparkling water!

Like any regular employee of course I filed a request with site manager to upgrate the kitchen dispenser... NOT!

I wrote an app that sits in the taskbar when minimized and shows a traffic light with the status of the meeting room availability so I know when it's clear to go fetch me some of that bubbly goodness!

Windows being Windows 😂😂

"Look I found a good use of this piece of shit printer"