if I see an ad for your business I will remember it and I will never buy from you

why is it people think being annoying rapey cunts is how you make loyal customers. I didn't come here to see ads. you try selling me something, that ensures I'll avoid buying from you. was I looking for you motherfucker? no. you've already failed to serve me and my needs. I'd hate to see how well you do it if I pay you for something.

Man, am I glad my company pays for Excel. It is truly worth the hassle of it not working half the time.

Was thinking about in game scripting language so people can do "hacking". I figured I would use something like V8 since it has support for sandboxing. But in game I would call it JankyScript/JankScript. That way nobody gets mad about trademark.

I think it would really funny. And JS purists won't get out of whack if I add commands to it.

Which is better: JankyScript or JankScript?
I like them both.

BAHAHAHA FUCK... YOUR.... SERVER.... FUCK... YOUR... SERVER BAHAHAHAHAHA

once.. there was this code that
had major bottle neck
when performing get calls

and when i finally fixed it
the feds
called me and told me to stop it

they said it was cuz that
the client hit their site
soooo hard

mmmmmmmMMMMmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmmmMMM

and then there was this time that
I adjusted the hitting rate
to something a little slower

and when I finally ran it
dem feds
they didn't even notice

I couldn't quite explain it
maybe if I raised the limit
hiiighhhh errrrrrr

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMM

hahaha crash test dummies :P

I hate zoomers so much

Dev life is depressing:

Application Status

Total Applications: 20

Open: 1

Closed: 19

Total Responses

Received: 13

Pending: 1

No Response: 5

Application Progress

Initial Screen Results

Passed: 5

Failed: 9

Pending: 1

None: 5

Assessment Results

Passed: 4

Failed: 0

Pending: 1

None: 15

Interview Results

Passed: 1

Failed: 2

Pending: 1

None: 16

Final Outcomes

Accepted: 0

Rejected: 18

Withdrawn: 0

Pending: 1

Recruitment Reserve: 2

Statistics

Average Response Time: 9.1 days

Percentage of No Response: 25.0%

Applications by Year

2023: 1

2024: 14

2025: 5

Applications by Year and Month

2023-07: 1

2024-01: 1

2024-02: 1

2024-03: 1

2024-04: 1

2024-09: 3

2024-10: 3

2024-11: 2

2024-12: 2

2025-01: 2

2025-02: 1

2025-03: 2

fixing the 5th bug this week that stems from liberal use of First() on enumerables that are unlikely but not in any way guaranteed to be non-empty.

Its been a month or 2 since i started homelabbing again

I can only conclude i have developed a severe Ansible fetish somehow 😳

I don't deploy stuff, configure it, and then put it in ansible: nono, thats far too normal!

Far better to write the playbook first, blind, that way once you are done its self-documenting! And reproducible!

Also i could just use containers for everything 🤦‍♂️

Life pro-tip:

Before buying something, always make sure it's made by kid-slaves in a sweatshop. They have very tiny fingers, which means the quality will be over the top, and then the slavery part makes them very dedicated.

I hate to say it, I think Macs are going to beat windows. (update: or maybe Windows is just going to fade and the market will be split?)

Not better hardware, or value, or experience. Windows is just getting more and more ads.

I was thinking, gee I want something like Linux, but well supported hardware.

That's a Mac. Shit.