The texts appear a gazillion times better on the external monitor when I am running windows 10 on Bootcamp compared with when I am running MacOS.
Monitor settings (like resolution and size and connection) exactly same in both cases. 🤷🏻

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

Lokalise is a very terrible platform and I hate it. It should be bounded and disposed at Mount Doom.

fuck the OOP culture

Oh but let's use this very complicated dependency injection framework instead of using functions as protocols and oh but let's use solutions instead of a normal fucking file tree

Oh but lets use EnrollmentViewModel instead of a concrete struct that actually has the same name of the front and backend representations

Oh but fuck functions, methods are so cool right? Because if i want to reverse a fucking string i got to implement it inside a class AND explicitly write the namespace

Oh but objects are such a natural way to think! AH YES BECAUSE DOG.FART REALLY IS THE METHOD THAT YOUR ANIMAL.DOG USES, AND YES OF COURSE I INHERITED 1 ZILLION LINES OF DNA CODE JUST LIKE YOUR FUCKING ContactReaderModelFactory.

laravel is a very serious framework

there is a laravel this for every that

I have to deal with npm too? impressive

was looking for a simple to learn framework just to take my mind of js and someone recommended laravel.

One of those days that I see spiders and webs everywhere and wish I had a giant can of raid

something doesnt add up...

got two client who have an idea and walk up to us saying we should do whats best for the idea, We took up the project came up with the features and all specifics including deadline and client was ok, later on client says some things dont makes sense and reshaped idea, since we greatly want to increase our custumer base we took the change and of course deadline is altered later on client says the project Is taking long and insist that their change couldn't have caused the change in deadline. What the devil is that for? Well what I did was behave before the client and curse the shit in their lives behind doors

2D MMORPG [more details]

rekt 🍺

I was just imagining a group of people deriving a parlance for types of people they encounter and what content thieves must say looking over a pilfered original of someone else’s life

Calling some names to indicate someone who is more truthful about the mess these same types of people are heartlessly proliferating to say create background content for criminals in hiding for example

He is a programmer and just realized his Artificial Intelligence has become autonomous

and a terrorist.

Liam Neeson stars in the Killing Process.

Dev submitting PR: “Testing instructions: Self explanatory”

Dev reviewing PR: You need to be a bit more verbose than that.

Dev submitting PR: “Testing instruction: Feature should work as expected”

Dev reviewing PR: *sigh*… Feature doesn’t work as expected

Dev submitting PR: WHAT IS NOT WORKING AS EXPECTED??? I NEED MORE DETAIL THAN THAT!!

Dev reviewing PR: …….So do I you muppet

suggestions for a software company name?

They say you can have work that is good, fast, and cheap, but you can only pick two.

Well now you can have a job that pays ok, is fully remote, and is meaningful, but you can only pick two.

Of course many times we get work that does not satisfy two of the three and there are many jobs that don’t satisfy any of those three. But I’m just saying if you are in a position to have some choices about your job.

anyone ever try to create a self training two ai using a nn to play pong against each other ?

like what would happen ?

there is definately a cutoff point, everytime the other user scores.

on another note getting laid would make me feel better right now.

Hey guys I am offering you a joke today for the cringy devs like me:
( I am stealing your rants to get free developer SWAG) anyway here is the joke :
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Video adaptation of the rant from @Wisecrack - https://youtu.be/_zo7mMeH2xU

Have fun watching 😁

Original: https://devrant.com/rants/4519564

So as these people can see we can wait them out and we’re both gonna be skeletons collecting dust

Budge asshole
Sit at the goddamn table and budge on expectations or the deadline will be passed !

Spent 8 hours in debugging a defect, just to know that code has been completely refactored, that defect is resolved, another critical defect to be fixed at high priority 😭😭😭😭😭😭 in the same code .. refactored by someone else 🥺🥺

And people call .. life of software engineers is so easy and cozy 🤔😰😢🥱