The bugs I write are like my client's feature requests. There are alot more than what's on paper.

How to fail (successfully):

Build your startup with Firebase.

Refactoring that old code written by you

Fucking true confidence is the key to interviews

Amazing client.

Want to add parallax effect to whole website (yes I also don't understand) after everything is done and final.

After they have moved up the launch date.

After they have asked me to also do the data entry not only the development.

After I specifically asked for ssh access, PHP7+ server and then they asked me to deploy it to their shared hosting through cpanel.

After ...

After ....

After .....

Some cool new stickers ! #AdaLovelace #HedyLamarr #RobertaWilliams

Wait... You mean to tell me that other programming languages that aren't python exist?!?!

Fucking blasphemy!!!

Sometimes I really do get carried away...

Source: https://instagram.com/p/...

I have so much to rant about... the problem is "everyone I know" knows my nickname. And I'm afraid someday they would google it and find my rants. I need to create another account...

My work does not use fucking version control of any kind.... Today I had to look over some old report I did, which contained a few errors, the script to create this report I have since modified so I have no idea when this went wrong and the script now is also not functioning properly for this task...

I know it's my own fault but fucking goddammit why don't we just use git?!!?!

Reminder to do that thing you needed to do before/after work.

I am just an Observer<ofTheUniverse>.....
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Civil war begins....
credits: @code_mouse

Recently, I was hired by another company. It's a huge change for me and my career, so I'm looking forward for start in my new position.

By then, in my current company I just started a high-prioritary-super-important project for the company. So, I asked to my new company some extra time before join them in order to finish some stuff on that project and to make a good project transfer.

Today, halfway throught that extra time, boss anunced me that super critical project is no prioritay anymore due bussines decisions, so only we have to do is usual tasks (which my junior coworker can do without me).

I feel like newbie in the world of work.

when you have no QA department
- via CodeHumor

Aah finally reuniting with my good old friend although it is virtual 🥰

Python is an example of a language which is far, far too high-level for my liking; to provide a reference for my preference, C++ is one of my favourite languages, because it is versatile while remaining somewhat verbose, while Python tosses that verbosity out of the window while not functioning as one would expect it to function after reading a lot of the documentation.

When you play on lagacy shit spaghetti monster code with a fucking ass crack boss don't understand anything and bullshit you (yaya that code is perfect) !

I just want to drop that fucking job full of shit

Week 2 😂🤣😭 8 months come

Requirement: "Build teleport using a teapot and some tape"

Yesterday I spent most of my working day staring at the screen thinking about it, without being able to write a proposed implementation document. I felt the most useless person in the universe.

Me, today at daily stand-up meeting: «Honestly I have no idea on how to proceed, please assign me a different task.»
Manager: «Well, just think about it a bit more»

Great.

Happens every damn time !