That is so me 🤤

You know your doing a quick and dirty job for a diagnostic tool when every method you create in alternate namespaces is static...

Suppose I should probably stop doing that aye...

My hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My head hurts what am i even supposed to do

We've recently employed a new lead dev that seems to have a problem in that his solution is always the correct solution.

On a typical day, whenever I push code up for review via pull request, every single ticket I work on, he has something that has to change which doubles the amount of time of each ticket.

I'd be fine with this if the other 2 developers also think he's a bit of a headache in terms of his opinion but a lot of the time, there is always.. ALWAYS something that has to change because his method is better than mine.

For example, just now I pushed up some code that literally just adds in the user's email to the view which is already in the store for that action/effect anyway. I added one line of HTML.

He comments saying that I need to change the way it gets the email by doing a different request in the effect, to get the current user id, and from that match it against the email address, and THEN display it in the view.

This ticket took me 5 minutes. He's making me make it 30-60 minutes (to understand his requirement and implement it).

Is this normal? Am I over reacting?

Opinions please!

Is it just me or PHP errors(if there are any) make more sense if you try to read them kind of backwards?

Okay, mr neighbor, i get it, how have a drill and too many walls, youve been doing this crap for the past fucking week, do you have a cheese fetish and want to live in an ementaler????

We have new iPads at work. At least there can shock you 😂

i wish all your errors be SyntaxError

- me after two days of struggling with logical error

It's 2019 and I still see mysql_connect statement in production

For some reason github is not working on my wifi.
First thought it was down.
But then found it's running from my phone data.

Tried calling isp. They say it's working .

Anyone here who can help.... ?

Currently running from my mobile data but it's too slow..... 😢

i'm trying to figure out how to work this;
The element now has an id of thumbnail. With this selector, use the example CSS values above to place a box-shadow on the card.

this is the css values;
box-shadow: 0 10px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.19), 0 6px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.23);

and this is the code i used;
.thumbnail {
box-shadow: 0 10px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.19), 0 6px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.23);
but it's mot working on the fcc site.

Alright I hate these backhanded guilt trip attempts for people to sign you up for their spammy stupid email campaigns. If I don't want to subscribe don't give me a sarcastic smart ass button that I have to hit. (note the text at bottom) then again I also hate myself because this is totally the kind of shit I would do if I owned a news site...

About to submit a form to get a scholarship to a government website, and guess what. Errors everywhere. Why are they like this? These government websites are also known to be very vulnerable to hackers

JavaScript is complementary to Java. What is it mean?

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The client will fuck me if I don't finalize the project, no I will fuck him, let him wait for another year hahaha, I have to live now.

Mentoring rocks!!!

I have been lucky to have a wonderful mentor. He helped me to get my master CS after I arrived in Montreal. When I had a housing problem not only did he take me in for a couple of weeks but he even helped me get a new flat!

He's the reason I'm not a dickhead.

I continue to have mentorees. Get them around the last year of their bachelor (they need to know how to code) and follow them for 3 years.

"Be the change you want to see" - everyone who quotes Gandhi

Recursion in comments...

You want to call a function? STOP!!!
Nowadays it is so amateur and old fashioned! Instead you must:
- Make a soap request
- Write a router to handle soup requests
- Write an XML to define which controller responds to this request
- Write an XML parser on top of another XML parser
- Write a controller to trigger an event in response to the request
- Write an XML which defines the event
- Write an XML that defines the event observer
- Write a plugin which calls event observers
- Write a router which delegates the task of calling event observers to that plugin
- Write an event observer which calls another plugin
- Write a plugin that "Calls a function".
It's better because... it's more Object Oriented!

So to get into my education i had do the entry (6 months of all the deference from the 3 education that is in the same category).

So yeah i failed a network test (a thing i am not even gonna use for the education i choose) at the begining, so due to that the school had a mentor person that people could talk with.

The first and only talk i had with him was basically pure bullshit, like

Him: "So you have failed this network test, you doesnt seem to be book smart at all". What would you do to change that?

Me: I would work harder and do my best.

Him: It isnt good enough.

I did get the highest score in like the programming and scripting etc.

i did pass the over all entry with the second highest score.

After this i do not want to get an another "mentor", i only needed myself and the mentor only let me down.