For people complaining that devRant is oh so dying and what not, it's you being dead inside. See my messages(https://devrant.com/users/retoor/...) this is full time messaging for a few hours now. It's alive and kicking, i assure you. I tried to work on something tonight but got totally distracted. Very terrible for my dev statistics since I monitory myself very well (automated).

The time I had left between messages were spent on Snek chat.

Heavy life.

I miss samba dancers... sigh

Can I have samba dancers and no snakes around me ?

Ps people need to jerk off more

People in the USA: We have a fetish for feet.

People in Europe: We are into meters.

Why do Europe people kink shame USA people?

was looking for this for months, now I'm a happy kid =]

Congratulations to the devrant app developer

I can tell it was written by a decent dev

Where other lazy things like graphical browsers fail when my phone is being throttled via my high speed data running out, somehow this app runs on the equivalent of 90s dial up speeds

Thanks for something to do lol

Presenting your work and disabling all breakpoints sometimes feels like a driving license test but the brakes are disabled. Just pray nothing unexpected happens.

@Lensflare

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

I want to open a private rehab where I would delete your social media accounts, take your phone/laptop/internet access away, get you treated by a psychiatrist, make you take your pills on time every time, make you work, then spend your free time on quality things like reading books or making art, or exercising, or just sleeping, and when you disobey and say this and that — I'll beat you with a fucking whip. Oh, and you'll have a normal balanced diet with no junk food, sugar or sweeteners.
I swear to god that 90% of people's problems are solved by therapy followed by cattle prodding.

It's been a while since I've said it

Fuck AI, Fuck Sam altman, Fuck Open AI, Fuck Microsoft

Fuck any other chatbot company that exists in today's world

Im so drunk right now no cap fr fr

And fuck you too kanyewest formerly Alexanderr. Yeah you'd think we'd forget didn't you?

👉👉👉👉👉👀

fuuuuckk why do you people expect me to lie ?

wait that translates too clearly.

*waves a red flag, then turns around in a circle, touches his nose, sticks out his tongue, stomps his right foot and says * I not like lie to get better places.

when you think you're being helpful

Why does the girl in the Google Meet permission dialog have anal beads for hair?

GUYS GUYS I AM VERY EXCITED TO ANOUNCE I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SCABBIES!!!!!

Got to stage 3 of 5 of an inteview and just discovered the person at stage 4 decides who is qualified to continue, interviews are crazy this days, am lucky i got a job and am not desperate else i would be screwed by this assholes 😡.

Between Lila Tournay and The Black Fairy, I'm starting to wonder if maybe Jaime Murray is just completely unhinged

Missing a meeting because I was reading devRant. Worth it.

wtf the sun doesn't burn things and cause energy

it's a damned tuning fork

also it's wild to me people think brains physically store memories... I was only precursor looking into how brains work cuz that's what AI is based on and I could tell from the math that brains situationally encode memories... and by the way it's doing it small stuff like electromagnetism would make a WORLD a difference. you cannot read a person's mind and steal their memories. it's encoded only for them. I thought that was so cool.

they were trying to decode people's dreams into images for example. silly globalists trying to crack the the natural encryption system of the universe!

tiger father will occasionally punch and scratch his cubs to provoke them to fight back
he teaches them how to be a tiger
this is the cutest thing ever

This (https://devrant.molodetz.nl/Queers-...) is exactly the kinda sound of one of my former bosses made when I refused to spend a dime or a second to bring my lease car back to the company. He could pick it up, what can he do about it? Exactly, there's no one to enforce you to do that in reality and I woke him up, out of his dream world. IT'S IN THE CONTRACT!! What contact? I HAVE A SIGNED CONTRACT OF YOU HERE IN FRONT OF ME! Hmm, I'm pretty sure that I didn't sign one. Anyway what were we talking about? "WRAAAAAAHHHH".

I'm weak. I felt so bad for the guy that I brought it back with a friend making me not to have to pick it up ostream style (wasting money on the worst comfort to mankind, public transport, the transport for the confused, students and the special and on top a grandma wishing she had a better pension).

I sign almost any contact, good luck with enforcing. Most if them have "damage" - claims that won't last like thousand or even ten thousand a day. Make it a hundred, I'll sign it with the worst drawn dog in history. I've learnt from the best.

No, after more than 15 years, I still can't draw a good dog.

Forgot to give charger back, called about it. They just hang up on me. C'mon, you know what want. One more time and I put in the mail some day.

I hope I made someone spare a train ticket in the future with my inspirational story. Power to you.

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