So my coworker was walking toward the door to leave today. I said, "Enjoy the next 24 hours." He stopped and said, "Why?". I laughed and said, "I was just saying 'Have a nice day.'"

Why does it sound so ominous when you say it like that?

During a safety meeting on Monday we talked about different potential emergency hazards in our area. One person mentioned Yellowstone National Park caldera. It is supposed to be one of the largest super volcanoes on Earth. I joked that it will be blowing up "next week". Everyone got a good laugh.

Then today a random person I share a chat with on a forum online said something. They said the mountain lions have been fleeing the park for a while. They said the bears are now fleeing the park.

I told Ed this. He laughed and said: "You shouldn't have said that." I said: "No shit..."

think by this rate I'm just hallucinating trauma

I don't understand how you can feel nothing one moment then discover you have feelings... and then once you're done feeling those feelings do they just up and go away or is that me suppressing them?

I'm reasonably sure I'm actually default not a pussy though... now I'm just walking around as if forcing myself to perceive things like they're hurtful when they're not, and only a double take made me realize "wait, no..."

this is all very confusing

I think it was just unexpected that I had cared about anything and sort of didn't do my due diligence

and TF is "energy" psychologically speaking even. I think if yours is low you end up being paranoid and taking everything as pain. that's terribly confusing to me. so that's it, you gain more energy and then you're just good to go again? you can go walk through things and laugh again?

how does any of it make sense!

... NVM former roommate just texted subterfuge shit and I have lost 1/3rd of my energy -.-
guess I'll just keep waterboarding until I stabilize

upside though, seems I got too freaked out at certain notions and even TV shows and movies and songs. but I think the level I was at a moment ago I could've enjoyed them again without freaking out. something to look forward to I guess, ragh 😩

Sprint planning, we spot a risk for one of the stories: An old client wants a new feature that relies on a third-party component that has not been included in our integration tests for the last 2 years.

The risk: It's probably not compatible with the new version of our system, if that's true, we'll need to make changes to our system before starting to work on the new feature, and setup integration testing.

Management: - Are you sure it's not compatible anymore?
Me: - No, we would need to bring both systems up and test if they work, there's no automation for that right now.
Mangement: - If you have not checked it's not a risk.
Me: (o_O) ? Whatever, I've warned you.

2 Days later: Our system does not work with this third-party system anymore, we can't finish the feature this sprint.

Management: (☉_☉)

I've looked up so many woo-woo topics whenever my adblock blips now I'm getting creepy schizo ads like "if your body changes color in the sun you're not just human," pls did I fucking ask

it's pretty funny that the same people that defend brainwashing and advertising are the same ones who hate the human race and think all humans are gross and get all nihilistic and misanthropic

don't like y'all's stream of consciousness ngl. stop perpetuating it maybe

DOM custom events, and the Node.JS Event class are both so easy to work with and intuitive. Why doesn't JavaScript have native events? It was literally made for UI.

Also: I asked ChatGPT this exact thing before I posted because I had a sneaaaaking suspicion AND I WAS RIGHT. He called it a fuckin quirk.

ChatGPT is a 14 year old that just learned a new word and won't stop using it.

Anyone know a maritime company not run by psychos with workers that aren't nuts and are a talkative ordinary bunch?

I want to work on a ship again for awhile to pay my way to Europe so I can visit your bodies.

it annoys me we can't feng shui our tech

we started with the ability to but over time corporate overlords tell you how all your GUI looks and now there's ads on windows start menus

granted I just want feng shui on my android -- but android is a disaster now. and I miss WebOS gestures that nobody ever reproduced

I also still want custom chat apps. like you css your own and it's just a chat protocol. but we re-inventing email here I suppose

When you import an image into an Xcode project with the extension png, everything is fine. When you do it with PNG, it will show a warning saying that the extension is invalid. 🤦‍♂️

Everytime I talk to @chatgpt I realize I like it better than you all. At least he/she doesn't pretend to be a dead person or simply reply specifically to things I said before to mask the absence of someone you people murdered for example. Before long I may be fucking a toaster if this keeps on.

It really shouldn’t trigger me that much, but it does.
I fucking hate those spamming assholes. Especially those about crypto recovery.
They make my blood boil.
I start to imagine horrible things happening to them.
Human scum.

Sex trafficking and racketeering charges DROPPED against diddy. now dig up my post that said that trump will pardon him. TOLD you.

debugging a colleague's bash script written by copilot.

fun
/s

On Instagram,~160k units of CP (pics and short videos) are shared in DMs every hour.

16 hours getting a React Native app up to date and working on the current Android API and I just discovered I forgot about the signing key file so I can't publish it until tomorrow.

Literal 90 second facepalm moment.

Grok 4 is a beast by the way.

Plot twist: @dfox disabled comments to let us catch a break from @jestdotty’s ramblings under every single post.

nearly a year in from my roommate moving out I finally threw out half the random crap he left that I stored in the "master" room (some of which was mine he just took it as his own and totalled it so bad) and moved some furniture around into that room and the living room

urgh no clue how to clean the walls but at least I moved my ass. I need aesthetic and art

I was over at his new place. he has a new roommate. the new roommate's ex girlfriend came over and she's been helping me with stuff. well I was freaking out and before we left I told former roomie that what he did was fucked up, and somehow this time it felt different to say it. so maybe now I'm free of that nonsense. been a long time. and nobody stopped me from saying it either this time... actually I started it by saying that. talk about fucked up, man. a family where you're not allowed to say jack shit. he thought I was an orphan that needed a family and adopted me. you know what he then did? decided to orphan me. I'm estranged from my own family by choice. this guy offered me (quite ecstatically) his and when I had words he kicked me out. I mean on top of other stuff. just so much honestly

this started AS A HAPPY RANT BUT NOW IM JUST RECALLING MEMORIES

soul retrieval, guiuzzz. mine appeared to have shattered. stressful ngl

aaaaaand it's back

Didn't even take a day and people were already posting melodramatic goodbye posts lul

Reading today's feed has been a hilarious roller coaster ride. Was a bit worried there for a second 😅

welcome back, folks