"Oh, I hadn't thought of that. I'll use that. Thanks!"

For those considering a job in Software Development ...

The first batch of trainees calls me "Senpai" and it was passed down to "generations" of trainees, now three batches. Some of them eventually became team leaders and mentors themselves. Every time someone new arrives, they introduce me as that. Even years after I stopped working with them and joined a different company, they still call me that. It's almost like I don't have a name or calling me by name is disrespectful. Maybe they've just forgotten about my actual name after some time.

😂😂😂😂😂

Definition of recursive:
https://devrant.com/rants/2382056/...

HR's number one skill: lying.

Had to learn a new CSS framework in a few hours for a job interview / test.

Once I sent my code to them, they looked through it and told me it was amazing how quickly I could understand and learn how to use this new tool.

They hired me and today is my first day

So... I just switched...
2.9 times the previous basic salary, 1.5 times variable pay, one time stocks (conditions are there) amounting to 91% of my previous fixed pay.

I'm happy.

# comment meme for you #
[nixCraft]

When you review a PR from a senior dev, find something improvable, suggest it and the dev updates it accordingly.

The first time when this happened made me the luckiest guy. It's still rare, though.

So this night, I dreamt that my devRant stickers arrived.

Well fuck they didn't lay on my desk when I woke up.

Why is reality like this.

JavaScript drinking game: name a random word, and if this js framework exists, drincc

I don't know the exact definition of procrastination, but what I do is probably not the norm. I tend to just do other things and not what I should do (is that even procrastination anymore?). For example on the weekend I should have done some homework and learned for chemistry but instead I developed my first app. I know that that's still something productive but not what I wanted to do.

I was just watching a web series on X: the generation that changed the world, and damn!! Those X-ers (people born b/w 1961-1981 ) have really made changes that disrupted the whole world! Comparing to them, i feel like we millennials haven't made anything *that* disruptive.

- calculators happened which evolved to computers and then began a crave for knowledge and technology
- Netscape gave a new use to computers
- Tim Berners lee ,napster disrupted the way of sharing data.
- Google changed the way of searching.
- Amazon gave the true business value to internet.
- The revolution of music , hip hop and television.
- ...
(And these are just the first 2 episodes!)

Btw what do we millennials bachieved? Tiktok, heartbreaks, and porn fetishes :/

I think my server got hacked, yesterday I made a new server on scaleway for the sake of testing I made a user called dev, with password dev. Forgot to change password before I went to bed.

Logged in today to find that load is 5x.x and this (image) in my crontab

Note to self: You are a disgrace, who the hell uses 'dev' as password for ssh on port 22 -_-

The Electron App Experience

App name: Text editor
Requirements: 64GB Ram, 1TB storage space.

Manager: "Hi Almond, how is X going?"

Almond: "...I don't know, Bob is in charge of that."

Manager: "Ok. Do you know the status of Y at all?"

Almond: "Not sure, isn't that Bob's responsibility too?"

Manager: "Well, yeah, but I never seem to be able to get a good answer out of him. Find out on both fronts and let me know ASAP please"

...sure, I know how this goes. I'll stop all the dev work I'm doing, do your job for you, talk to the lazy bonehead that never bothers doing anything, report back that he's done sod all (or still "in a requirements gathering phase" as he puts it), be asked "why is he taking so long", have a bit more back and forth, then decide we'll just leave him be as actually trying to get him to do any work is going to be too much like hassle 😒

Knockout js
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCKING HELL ARE U, U FUCKING PIECE OF CUNT PUBE

Goes to the shitter...
Takes huge dump...
Toilet paper status: null...

Let me guess, a Monday??

If you can run Windows, believe me you're gonna make the Linux fly!