Learn More
Resend Email
13
b2plane
328d

I get so fucking awkward and autistic when i sit at work 8h a day and just work... I cant fucking communicate with people. I behave like the most extreme "nice guy" beta shithead and its hard to fight it.

Went to put coffee in the sink now and a girl was washing the dishes. In the same time another girl was coming into the kitchen. I stopped and wanted to wait for her to wash them. The girl walking in looked at me weird. I was turning around pretening like im searching something. She asked hey do u need something. I then turned a 360 in place (oh my fucking God) walked towards the sink 1 step and then 1 step back as if i forgot to walk. Then i replied i just wanted to wash the coffee. And then i awkwardly put the coffee in sink for the girl to clean my coffee too

So fucking embarrassing!

Only when i work from home at my pace within my environment ALONE (im the biggest introvert) is when i dont become autistic. I can communicate. Im an alpha chad

rant
Favorite
Ranter
Comments
  • 3
    328d
    Wash ma dishes bioch! lol
  • 4
    328d
    Kek, that's funny, but also very human. You'll get used to it once you befriend your colleagues. I also felt awkward at first but eventually I had no problem communicating and joking around the sink, Sometimes washing the dishes and sometimes let others handle it.
  • 7
    328d
    Wash your own shit
  • 4
    328d
    @MammaNeedHummus be careful what you wish for lol 😂
    we might see a new level of shitpost next week
  • 5
    328d
    these sigma, alpha, beta, whatever terms are basically astrology for men lol

    so you're a little awkward. it doesn't make you a "beta". being obnoxiously extroverted doesn't make you an "ALPHA MALE" either.
  • 0
    328d
    @MammaNeedHummus thats where i was heading and wanted to do until the sink was already occupied by someone else!
  • 1
    327d
    @b2plane then wait
  • 0
    327d
    @MammaNeedHummus i did wait. Until the second girl came in the kitchen and started looking at me weird and questioning me. Then i panicked and went full autism. Did you not read my post bruh
  • -1
    327d
    Autism is not a selective state of mind, dumbass.
  • 2
    326d
    Love when we try as hard as possible to resolve a situation without communicating
  • 4
    322d
    It was so uncomfortable to eat in the company dining room, waiting for microwaving food to warm while there other people...and they wish you to have a nice meal when you don't really want anyone to acknowledge your presence
  • 0
    313d
    > i awkwardly put the coffee in sink for the girl to clean my coffee too

    Sexist pig
devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service
Add Comment