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That's it, my days as a dev will end now.
Look what I just wrote :(

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  • 26
    If falsely false.
  • 14
    That’s too much false for me.
  • 18
    You need sleep , go home.
  • 1
    its still 11 AM, I'm afraid I do the same on my exam later today XD I hope I don't fail my class lol
  • 2
    @gitpush You can still review your code and fix these fails! πŸ˜€
  • 1
    @NotFound I'll do my best :P
  • 4
    It's ok...maybe a new theory will be created
  • 1
    @Count made my day, behold my theories will fill devRant :p
  • 1
    Lool. I already did this..was already fliping tables until i figured what was wrong.
  • 1
    @WorstVarNames wow! I was lucky I instantly detected it or else ya I'd be facing troubles lol
  • 1
    😨😨😨
    M gonna b the psychopath who hunts u 😨😨
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Damm my eyes hurt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 3
    @Electrux I fixed it I swear, please let me live :(
  • 3
    @Electrux Your eyes are very code-sensitive πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @gitpush good... I hope u fixed it before u got-push’ed it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Thine shall live πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    @NotFound a bit too much than I’d like to πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Makes me cringe when I see complex code but the truth is I make complex code too ( it’s fun ) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @Electrux thank you master πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    @gitpush πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
  • 1
    The cringe is TOO REAL.
  • 8
    Woohoo! New code style! This one is called: The Redundant
  • 1
    In JavaScript, you would get away with it by stating that you want to cast something to a boolean ;) I saw people doing

    `if(!!foo) {}`

    and they meant every `!`.
  • 2
    if(!filter ===false && filter && hasFilter(filter))

    ... just to be sure!
  • 2
    That's as false as my ex's accusations
  • 1
    Don’t worry, as long as you don’t write code like this, you’ll be fine....
    https://kopy.io/BmGMu

    (Copied from a website I did some maintenance on today. Creator of that got fired for some reason)
  • 1
    @gitpush Go home your drunk πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    I now know my decision to stop coding was correct it seems everyone is amazingly shocked πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • 1
    You need to home, go sleep.
  • 0
    @binop luckily that helped :p
  • 1
    You need a <br>

    Ok i know where the door is...
  • 1
    @nobes I"m not a front-end dev, <br> = break; for me :3 :P
    I too know where the door is :P
  • 3
    You should use the intellij tips, it tells you if the conditional expression can be simplified !
  • 2
    @Marethyun thats why it is yellow
  • 1
    @Marethyun I'm not ranting about not making a simplified condition, but about checking that: if !x == false
    and not at least if x == false or if !x
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