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@Alice hey Morty! Turn on the computer!
Is there going to be gay porn or something Rick?
No just turn it on Morty. I turned myself into a Linux Distro Morty. I’m Ubuntu Rick! -
@Alice no arguments here. I definitely don’t have anything against gay porn.
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@deusprogrammer oh jeez Rick, why would you do that? This is too far Rick, goddammit!
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@DucksCanCode wh...what Morty? Is Uburp...Ubuntu not good enough for you Morty? Do I have to turn myself into Mint to be go...ooo...d enough for you Morty. Well sorry Morty. I don’t have three days to configure myself Morty.
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@Alice okay Morty, look. I turned myself into a phone. An Android phon...urp...phone Morty. Hold on...whoa...I feel slow for some reason Morty...uh oh...that’s why...I am running on Java. Well at least I am portable I guess.
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@deusprogrammer oh reeealy Rick? Genius scientist, can't configure mint Rick? Oh jeez Rick, that's bad. Like, really bad.
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@PrivateGER SIIIIIMPLE RIIIIICK
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Oh damn. The quick sorts part. That must have hurt @thatDude 's feelings. :D
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@Alice did someone say something about gay porn? (I totally did not just say that out loud...)
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@deusprogrammer you're really good at being text Rick.
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@deusprogrammer This gave me a good laugh :)
But, whenever I see something like this rant I imagine a person playing on Roleplaying servers in MMORPGS a bit too much and a bit too seriously 😂 -
@Alice nah. I don't really have anything against it tho
Hey Mm...Morty. What are you doing?
Oh gee Rick, I’m just...you know...using Linux and telling the internet how that makes me better than them.
Morty, you rr...realize that it...it...doesn’t matter what OS you use Morty. Y...y...you’re still a piece of shit Morty. I can prove it...burp...mathematically Morty. In the grand scheme of the universe...y...y...you are a bubble sort algorithm surrounded by quick sorts Morty.
Oh gee Rick.
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