Considering applying to a regular administrative job, where I can use just 1% of my dev skills in BAT files, Excel macros, browser automation with Selenium, and people will be like "oh man, you are like a hacker!!!"

This is what I currently do, don't get me wrong my colleagues have learned powershell and stuff to get the job done. But I'm the one who's been doing it for years and picks up languages easily. Wrote a script to deploy Google File Stream to 1K computers without ever touching them. (Also uninstalls outdated Drive Sync)