Developer in a nutshell

I don't bargain, I keep smashing until it surrender 😤 I need to buy a new keyboard....

@Totchinuko how many keyboards have you destroyed in past ?

My sequence is

1) Denial
2) Depression
3) Bargain
4) Depression again
5) Anger
6) More depression
7) Acceptance since too depressed

@Aitkotw hum. Let me think. My previous laptop had this missing key, my fist 15e stopped working for unknown reasons, the Logitech I had after lost his feet quite fast but is still functional on my second computer, and the actual one has 2 keys that get stuck if you push them too much. Technically I didn't destroy any. Yet.

I need a new keyboard because the actual one is way too bulky and one of the key that get stuck is ")" so it's quite annoying for programming.

@Totchinuko something I feel like manufacturer intensionally make faulty keyboard

@Aitkotw yea, also had 2 Logitech solar keyboard. They are quite nice to type on, but they stopped working a month after, the second one being the replacement of the first. Then I stopped calling those crooks for good 😒

There is one missing:

Self-centered:
"Oh of course, why I am so stupid" * adds missing semicolon *

Cobol wtf?

And then you realize the answer was Right in front your nose

@sagar13 I use COBOL at work :(