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What does the fox say?

@netikras my precious fooooood, my precious

@netikras this is what they actually say https://youtu.be/J6NuhlibHsM

nice

nice

Nice ones!

I have the same ikea shelf...

do we live in the same apartment?!

@fullstackcircus I live in a house, so no. 😂

@electrineer check that first comment with 20k upvotes. Haha

@fullstackcircus me too, but mines is black

this brings joy

@AmyShackles geez, high roller here with a HOUSE i'll join you in 2100 i think

@fullstackcircus One of the reasons I moved to Texas. There was no way in hell I’d ever afford a house in Washington state. 😅

Where's the badger? I only see a snake!

Btw, they are super cute!

@netikras you should find one, hug it, and ask.

Too few working hands and not enough ways to multitask. I tried stuff like that before... ended up optimising. Turns out youre not supposed to do that.
Started at 7, some parks and rec thing decided we should make bracelets. They gave a length of duct tape to hold the end to the table. I used it to hold 4 sticks upright making a crude loom. Some very lost for words 19yr old disallowed that. Same thing happened when i tried outsourcing to the boys who were allowed to skip that activity.

I also have a tendency to not pay attention to instructions and just do it like i think it should work. Nearly no failures, but unfortunately that attracts attention since apparently whatever way makes sense to me is "highly advanced"...i prefer limbo just barely under the bar.

I have made some cool whips and such though... but pretty sure that's a much different category.

Oooo u should make mini crochet versions of the characters on devRant... like a cartoon interp of their personality... like b2plane could be an angry poop emoji(with or without being on a plane)... ostream could be like a figure in all black with a ski mask and shades... but an underwear tag out announcing its obv ostream.

@netikras i also think what the fox says would rely on several factors. Such as:
●The intelligence, intoxication and sanity levels of Ylvis https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE/...
●the presence of dr dolittle, either og or recent iron man version
●the fox's rearing (captive since birth, socialised-- humans or kin, ptsd, etc)
● if it was about to be used for one of those odd somewhat archaic british fox 'hunt's
● age/maturity current mood/status(happy, injured, etc)
● most importantly it's political affiliations

And ofc things like if was pissed and/or vengeful tpwards someone around

FOXES ARE PEOPLE TOO!