Global warming?

It's March and I'm still FREEZING. Longest and coldest winter I've experienced. And It's NOT YET OVER.

What the fuck is happening?

The carbon they want to reduce is you.

perfectly fits my image of you as "too dumb for anything".

weather != climate.

global warming doesn't mean "it gets hotter everywhere" - it means "weather gets more extreme everywhere".

but i doubt this will ever fit in your tiny brain, even if a million monkeys with a million sledgehammers tried to pund the message in for a million years.

@jestdotty what "buzzwords" exactly are you refering to?