I just agreed to make Facebook but different for my wife and her friend

@Torbuntu if made a dev blog detailing my adventures, could I guarantee one viewer? A back end developer's quest to make his wife happy by taking programming abuse for free?

@Torbuntu wow, alright! Gotta get a dev blog now! I will create a rant if I ever get it up

@owithg count me in too

I’m down.. 👍🏼

@owithg I would read it hell I would even subscribe to it...show it to my colleagues...get them hooked

If it's Facebook but different...have you thought about which body part are you going to replace the "face" with? If you know what I mean... Just asking for a friend...

@okkimus friend 😀 sure~~~!

Things you gotta do for sex 😂

I solve it like this.
<img src="facebook-screenshot">

Reaction:
That's just an image, you're a programmer aren't you or do I need to find someone who actually can deliver.

Me:
Ohh sorry I'm misunderstood... You want it to function like Facebook and you want the same amount of users... well off course I can deliver i'm a real programmer. I do need a bit of money upfront though. Ehm $350 billion upfront. Yeah with a B of billion and 5 years time.

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Pause

Me:
You're an entrepreneur right...? Or do I need to find someone who actually can deliver.

@Triskelion lol I would agree, but my wife wants it. Also, no request on users, they said they would be happy with 50 haha