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im a programmer.

Moms : Son, please fix my phone
Me : what the...
Moms : Cmon ur the IT guy right?

Dad : My laptop must be broken, can u fix it ?
Me : i can't..
Dad : ur degree is useless
Me : ....

Friend : hi, ur the IT guy right ? can u help me ?
Me : Sure ...
Friend : please hack my BF facebook account..
Me : *face Palm.

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  • 19
    lmao true story
  • 5
    @ThatSexyNerd we have same problem dude, hha LOL
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    Someone once asked to me hack their neighbors WiFi or their mates Facebook.

    They looked at me funny when I told them that hacking Facebook has bigger implications. What with it being a fucking crime and what not.
  • 1
    @ThatSexyNerd maybe u just need to take ur grandma to visit ur office and teach some 'Hello World' w/ C . lmao
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    So you just hang out on Facebook? No, grandma, I make stuff like Facebook. @ThatSexyNerd
  • 2
    @eArshdeep even the facebook developers cant hack their co-workers account, XD hahaha
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    Really???? ''that's the evilest thing i can imagine''. i can't imagine if ur grandma need to upload 50 photos & u must hardcoded all of it.. hahaha can u tell that website ?? @ThatSexyNerd
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    Just now observed, all those questions that i was asked help for, were actually hardware related 😐
  • 1
    Accurate!!
  • 2
    U got the point bro. Hahaa XD my moms think i can fix anything when its related to a computer @jalebiBhai
  • 0
    Ur website just need a little touch, pyment method & cms i think.. It would be great. Btw i like that rooster pair so much. Its 100% made by hand ?? @ThatSexyNerd
  • 0
    Ur grandma is so talented and i think she do it just for fun. If anyone buys that stuffs, your grandma sees it as a bonus from her hobby.. 'Its just my opinion' haha

    I like ur webview. Im opened ur website in my phone & my desktop and the layout runs perfectly in booth. U can add some's improvement like adding maps in about menu, add a gallery, testimony from social media & maybe some dental tips & post to get more visitors

    Ps: change the text color in tab menu & u can change the address host typo later

    @ThatSexyNerd :)
  • 1
    It's every day bro 👌
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    Sure.. Cant wait to see the updates :) @ThatSexyNerd
  • 1
    No mercy for IT guy xD @subversionzero
  • 0
    I can deal with the IT support questions but it's the "hacking" ones that really fucking piss me off.
  • 1
    @YourNemesis the second one tho xD
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