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gary
7y

FUCK GOOGLE.

FUCK THE GOOGLE PLAY REVIEW TEAM.

FUCK THEIR BOT GENERATED EMAILS.

FUCK THEIR DEVELOPER SUPPORT.

I am trying to launch a fucking action game. There will be fucking guns and muzzle flashes shown in the screenshots. Stop fucking rejecting the app. There is no blood in the icon or screenshots. Stop sending me bot generated emails and tell me what content is being flagged.

A little information on the whole scenario: My game was rejected so immediately I contacted the support as to what was the issue. The guy told me 2 screenshots were flagged because they had the muzzle flashes and damage indicator (call of duty type which tells the direction from where the bullets are coming from). So I removed the screenshots and still the game was rejected. FUCK THESE ASSHOLES. SAME GOES FOR APPLE.

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  • 8
    So many fuck's on this rant. I got a massive boner.
  • 14
    lmao.

    fuck google: bad support, bot emails, etc

    fuck apple: just fuck them too, no reason
  • 4
    @calmyourtities Apple has even worst support. I was publishing a game there but the account name was different than that of Googleplay they wouldn’t approve it. I kept telling them that I owned the game and I could provide whatever proof that they want but they kept sending the email that basically said this app is a complete copy of an available on another store.
  • 2
    @dontbeevil Exactly. They don’t even look inside the app.
  • 3
    @Biggy Good. Give that to the google play support team person.
  • 6
    Fuck google - now that's something I can agree with.
  • 4
    And fuck their shitty APIs too.
  • 8
    You could have stopped at “fuck google”. It really encompasses everything else by inheritance. Gotta be efficient with the rant.
  • 1
    @calmyourtities 😂😂😂
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