When she says she wishes she could find a guy like me but I’m a guy like me.

I just lost my motivation to learn HTML.

Do not steal please.

Girls never understand that...

tHIS HAPPENED TO ME SOMETIME.

Stay unemployed.

Friend (girl) of my friends realized that I’m a programmer and dated me. She wanted me to hack her ex boyfriend Facebook account.

She abused/used me sexually as long I explain to her that programmers aren’t hackers and I can’t hack fb account.

I feel bad for her! 😂😂

My MacBook Pro crucial memory RAM died after 4 years of using.

Any brand suggestions compatible with Mac ?

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I enjoy eating peaches 🍑

🧐😴.

Vacation !? What is that!?

Hardy attack.

I see someone reviewing my code.

Knowing that my side project will never go to finish.

No deadlines and bullshit.

True sad true.

🤔 🤔

Openframeworks, I learned C++. I’m still using today making cool stuff.

While I am in cafeteria and drinking coffee I got a great app idea, hurry quickly home and going to sleep.

Sometimes the answer is just ... savage.

Hey government, can I have the latest version of wiretapper ?

Aha...

Installing Debian 9 ...

I am the best Boss.

Ok. What. ..?

5+7=12

App update description 😂

Advice to new programmers.

I just wanted as soon as possible to try something with boost libraries.

Opened command prompt and run
.\b2

See ya tomorrow!!

Thank to “Weekly Rant 119” we all had to clean the place where working, eating, gaming, chilling, sex, porno watching, bugs fighting ,duck fucking, etc etc etc.

Salute to @dfox !