Avoiding the meetings!

That bug I never fixed.

My first dev project was written on Visual Basic 5. I think I wrote a keygen to generate serial numbers based on hardware ID.

When she says she wishes she could find a guy like me but I’m a guy like me.

I just lost my motivation to learn HTML.

Do not steal please.

Girls never understand that...

tHIS HAPPENED TO ME SOMETIME.

Stay unemployed.

Friend (girl) of my friends realized that I’m a programmer and dated me. She wanted me to hack her ex boyfriend Facebook account.

She abused/used me sexually as long I explain to her that programmers aren’t hackers and I can’t hack fb account.

I feel bad for her! 😂😂

My MacBook Pro crucial memory RAM died after 4 years of using.

Any brand suggestions compatible with Mac ?

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I enjoy eating peaches 🍑

🧐😴.

Vacation !? What is that!?

Hardy attack.

I see someone reviewing my code.

Knowing that my side project will never go to finish.

No deadlines and bullshit.

True sad true.

🤔 🤔

Openframeworks, I learned C++. I’m still using today making cool stuff.

While I am in cafeteria and drinking coffee I got a great app idea, hurry quickly home and going to sleep.

Sometimes the answer is just ... savage.

Hey government, can I have the latest version of wiretapper ?

Aha...

Installing Debian 9 ...

I am the best Boss.

Ok. What. ..?

5+7=12

App update description 😂