To survive from cannibals.

Happy new year to all you devRant-ers !!!

I’m back. Hope you bugkillers doing well, safe and happy!!!

Day 5 in quarantine: I miss my fuckin pig ignorant arrogant toxic motherfucker boss and coworkers ! I learned to deal with those motherfucker everyday for 7 Years.

Ps: 10 years ago I loved my wife. 😥

GPL or MIT License ? What you guys prefer to contribute, use, or whatever on Open Source software?

The one who can formatting your PC, clean your fucking PC from dead mouses and insects inside.

The one who can explain you fucking dumb why your old IBM pc cant have Windows 7 or 10.

The one who is responsible for your fucking TV satellite doesn’t work.

The one.

Found this on instagram. 😂

Avoiding the meetings!

That bug I never fixed.

My first dev project was written on Visual Basic 5. I think I wrote a keygen to generate serial numbers based on hardware ID.

When she says she wishes she could find a guy like me but I’m a guy like me.

I just lost my motivation to learn HTML.

Do not steal please.

Girls never understand that...

tHIS HAPPENED TO ME SOMETIME.

Stay unemployed.

Friend (girl) of my friends realized that I’m a programmer and dated me. She wanted me to hack her ex boyfriend Facebook account.

She abused/used me sexually as long I explain to her that programmers aren’t hackers and I can’t hack fb account.

I feel bad for her! 😂😂

My MacBook Pro crucial memory RAM died after 4 years of using.

Any brand suggestions compatible with Mac ?

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I enjoy eating peaches 🍑

🧐😴.

Vacation !? What is that!?

Hardy attack.

I see someone reviewing my code.

Knowing that my side project will never go to finish.

No deadlines and bullshit.

True sad true.

🤔 🤔

Openframeworks, I learned C++. I’m still using today making cool stuff.

While I am in cafeteria and drinking coffee I got a great app idea, hurry quickly home and going to sleep.

Sometimes the answer is just ... savage.