Sorry bitch raised her voice at me because “it’s ITs job to change a lightbulb!” BITCH! I will shove that fucking lightbulb down your throat.... and I’ll make damn sure it busts so you NEVER raise your annoying fucking voice at me again.

I control your search history you sack of shit... It would be a shame if you were watching porn on company hardware and time, wouldn’t it? Choke on a pulsating cock you fuck stain.

That's borderline... 🤔

@dustypaws Yeah... ever sense she started she’s been pushing my buttons... And this week has already been rough... I apologize lol....

@AlexDeLarge Return the favor and help me hide “something” lol 😂

Yw! 🤗

Must be a project manager with a masters of fine arts degree.

Hang this on a sign outside the IT department:

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If it has Ethernet or Wi-Fi, we will fix it.
If it attaches to a computer, we will replace it.
If the above don't apply, we don't touch it.

Prices:
• Company property: Free!
• Your property: $250/hr
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But... Did you change the lightbulb?

@azous Nope! Lol

What if it's an USB lamp controllable with Wi-Fi?

@wizzzard 😩 but it’s notttt, don’t curse me! And that shit best not be plugged into my ports! Lol

1.Put in a color changing led connected to your smart phone.
2.Hide a small speaker in their office.
3.Chain email to coworkers this person has obviously at some point pissed off.
4.Early morning dance party.

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - that is a hardware issue..

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