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Sorry bitch raised her voice at me because “it’s ITs job to change a lightbulb!” BITCH! I will shove that fucking lightbulb down your throat.... and I’ll make damn sure it busts so you NEVER raise your annoying fucking voice at me again.

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  • 4
    I control your search history you sack of shit... It would be a shame if you were watching porn on company hardware and time, wouldn’t it? Choke on a pulsating cock you fuck stain.
  • 2
    That's borderline... 🤔
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    @dustypaws Yeah... ever sense she started she’s been pushing my buttons... And this week has already been rough... I apologize lol....
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    @AlexDeLarge Return the favor and help me hide “something” lol 😂
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    Yw! 🤗
  • 3
    Must be a project manager with a masters of fine arts degree.
  • 9
    Hang this on a sign outside the IT department:

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    If it has Ethernet or Wi-Fi, we will fix it.
    If it attaches to a computer, we will replace it.
    If the above don't apply, we don't touch it.

    Prices:
    • Company property: Free!
    • Your property: $250/hr
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    But... Did you change the lightbulb?
  • 2
    @azous Nope! Lol
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    What if it's an USB lamp controllable with Wi-Fi?
  • 1
    @wizzzard 😩 but it’s notttt, don’t curse me! And that shit best not be plugged into my ports! Lol
  • 1
    How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None - that is a hardware issue..
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