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So this is my first rant. I'm looking for my first junior webdev job and this is what I usually find around my city... Also this company is quite tiny. I don't think I will find anything quite soon :(

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  • 1
    TINY*
  • 2
    @Count It actually is, it wasn't a joke :D
  • 12
    "Write an 'Hello World!' in every languages and send it to them!"

    Welcome and good luck!
  • 12
    They missed Brainfuck
  • 5
    Read the top line, we we we we...

    That sounds abit cocky egocentric to me 🤔
  • 1
    Lycka till bubben!
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  • 9
    Something tells me they don't know what they want.
  • 7
    Sounds like a good place to run away from.
  • 0
    You will learn them all if you are curious!
  • 3
    I love "DB Technique"... what the heck do they mean? And: Don't give up, you'll find something :) have you thought about remote work? Showing off your code on GitHub also helps potential employers to see what you can do.
  • 1
    I bet they do not offer competitive pay.
  • 0
    Just say knowledge though. So even hello world is fine I guess.

    Don't get bother by the bonus credits.
  • 5
    A master's degree for a junior web dev job? Hahah
  • 1
    Masters degree in IT for a fuckin web position lol yeah ok sounds like you're dodging a bullet OP
  • 2
    They should totally add ASM to it.
  • 0
    That's just a red flag for that company...

    Oh and you just don't have to fullfill every requirement. That's exaggerated on purpose. Just have to be better then other applicants.
  • 1
    Such a fucking stupid job description. Complete bullshit IMHO. 😅
  • 2
    Extra credits if you know COBOL? What in the world are they building
  • 0
    Thanks everyone for some good words! At least now I know that I'm not alone thinking that this is an utter bs 🤷
  • 1
    @vertti a dream, lol
  • 1
    @Blowfish yeah man, sounds like if you took this you would be walking into a chaotic situation.
  • 1
    And remember this is probably the dev stack as well ... Mashed together
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