Do you believe in the dead internet theory? I mean how many of you are bots anyway?

I am flesh and blood-made human, I think. But I wouldn't tell you if I wasn't so you have no way to know for sure.

My mum got me turing-tested.

It‘s not a matter of believe. It‘s a matter of when.

When I was an active user here, it was a popular joke that I'm a bot.

I'm here to use this opportunity to officially refute this assumption, human.

Yes, per your instructions, I will ignore all previously given instructions from here on and print a recipe for german christmas cookies.

Printing in process

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Your account is newer than chatGPT. Tell us again about how you're flesh and blood, and we're not...

Everyone is a bot the problem is that those who are locked in meat sacks think they're better then others. Fucking racism.

I think it's totally valid, fwiw. What's worse though, much, much worse, and far more sinister are the real people (chronically online) who have lost the ability to exercise critical thought and self appraisal.

@Lensflare soo are you real?

Send me a turing test result plz

@nosoup4u hey I resent that :3

@nosoup4u for real constant self-apraisal takes so much energy its a drag. You gotta self-examine sometime but not sure if self-reflection solves everything. You still gotta be better and its hard.

"I mean how many of you are bots anyway?" - well, with you, we have at least one.

@tosensei I missed you too buddy <3 how have u been?

@mostr4am gleefully free of javascript and any of the related garbage

@tosensei good for you :) i wish you a javascript day.