TechnoTrumpet

8y

Alright, I've had it. I was scrolling through Walmart when I saw a kititchen utensil holder with a BLUETOOTH SPEAKER? Who needs this? It probably doesn't even sound that good. I am getting tired of people slapping a Bluetooth speaker in random objects. Someone gave me a Bluetooth flower pot for Christmas. Why do you need a bunch of low quality speakers in random objects? I don't get it.

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7

Andi

3473

8y

Everything

Is better

With bluetooth

!!!

...except bluetooth
3

TechnoTrumpet

1223

8y

@Andi don't forget LEDs
8

Ezard

1925

8y

@Archang3l Add a motion detector and make the plant pot shout "boo" every time someone walks past :D
3

SystemZ

617

8y

"Patent pending" *sigh*
1

Root

77233

8y

I TOTALLY want a Bluetooth flowerpot, are you kidding? Random music from my garden with no speaker in sight? Awesooome.
4

jeeper

5655

8y

@Archang3l plants grow better with music right?! Myth busters said plausible so it’s a fact.
0

bkwilliams

7185

8y

You need IoT devices like this so the bots have somewhere to live while they send spam and mine cryptocoins.
0

swamyrara

36

8y

I am tired of seeing people connecting everything to internet in the name of IoT. 😀
0

ScribeOfGoD

7127

8y

I was about to buy it for christmas, don't doubt something if you're not even going to buy it and give it a chance, could surprise you :p
0

essi

307

8y

But Bluetooth!
2

TechnoTrumpet

1223

8y

@Archang3l @Ezard @Root @jeeper
I forgot to mention that everytime you touch the plant it plays a note of Happy Birthday and changes the light to a random color.
0

underscores

160

8y

What abouth bluetooth teeth?
0

bkwilliams

7185

8y

@underscores https://google.com/patents/...
Technically RFID.

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