thank you

I seriously had a moment where I questioned if I was having a stroke midway through reading that.

@AmyShackles yeah it doesn't make any sense, right? ...right?

I tried translating it with deepl and the translated text was even more garbage.

I remember this meme. I cannot remember where I saw it for the first time though. It was probably related to video games.

It says you shouldn’t swallow the spoon too deeply even if you originally planned to, even if you’re okay with making a strong commitment and effort to resemble those who can swallow the spoon as deep as they like without any repercussions.
— Kiki, your batshit crazy guide to even crazier things

Only a Chinese person would understand

Spoons spoons everywhere are spoons,

Don't do this, don't do that, hey can't you see the far even?!

To the tune of the song Signs.

@AmyShackles stroke inducing

I think whoever gave this to the typewriter was having a spoon up their throat themselves.

@jestdotty if you ever feel sad there's a place in hochelaga (i think on ontario east) after the olympic village that sells topless breakfast.

My girlfriend liked it a lot there

ChatGPT?

This post gave me a fucking headache