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Okay, it's FUCKing rant time.

FUCK single-file *cough* page.tpl.php *cough* drupal-sites

I FUCKing hate sites without any FUCKing structure, where all logic is built into the overall wrapping pageview file.

Spend more FUCKing time than healthy finding this golden nugget.
In a FUCKing 2000+ lines long file, in a FUCKing mix of inline CSS/JS, PHP/SQL and FUCKing exec(); calls.

Definetily the best FUCKing way to destroy a FUCKing lightbox, for people who are not logged in...
- Why would you even do that in the first FUCKing place ?!??! The customer didn't ask for this..

All this FUCKing mess because the previous developer decided to quit, and did not FUCKing care for the next maintainer to come.

Fellow drupal developers will know the struggle.

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  • 1
    I like how you capitalized all THE FUCKs, well done sir
  • 2
    @dontPanic Always do things properly right :)
  • 0
    This is a beautiful rant. It is FUCKing amazing and even then it has a horrible horriblr picture.

    Sorry you had to go through that bro
    :( the first time I saw something similar was with a VBScript site. Damn near took me eyes out.

    **hugs**
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