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iamroot
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Had a someone ask me if I was a "real dev". How would you define a real dev

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  • 10
    The opposite of a fake dev.
  • 6
    The opposite of a fake dev
  • 2
    No imaginary, duh.

    For real though? If you've worked a dev job you've gotten paid for, particularly if your work had to pass some kind of a review process.
  • 3
    Real Dev: "there are no real Devs"
  • 4
    @starless @speedForce Guys... GUYS!!!
    You were meant to say "the opposite of a fake dev".
    You done fucked it up! God damn!

    🤣
  • 3
    @Froot real numbers vs imaginary numbers, though...
  • 2
    @starless Wha... Wait....
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    Oooooooooh! Smart! I like it 😄
  • 4
    The opposite of fake dev.
  • 0
    #include <iostream>
    #define DEV true

    using namespace std;

    int main() {
    if(DEV)
    cout << "I am a real dev" << endl;
    else
    cout << "Guards! Seize him!!" << endl;

    return 0;
    }
  • 0
    A real dev is someone who writes binary, duhhhh!
  • 3
    @HRT-713 01001001 01101011 01110010
  • 0
    @iamroot And that's a real dev
  • 2
    tell him that you (assuming you started as a Pascal programmer or have experience in other language that includes "real" as it's defaut variable) have a range from 3.4x10^-38 to 3.4x10^38 on both negative and positive side while using 4 or 8 bytes, depending on a platform. 😊
  • 0
    A wordpress "developer"
  • 1
    @starless Is it just me or have you been away for a while?
  • 1
    @linuxxx I've kind of be away? Just not as active as I was. There was maybe a month or two where I wasn't on. Then, I come back and it's super active!
  • 1
    @starless just haven't seen you around much and was happy to see you again!
  • 1
    @linuxxx awh, you sweetie. Maybe I've had fewer things to rant about, but I think I might've just been ranting more on snapchat.

    Nice to see my blue hair's still here, though. How's life?
  • 1
    @starless Haha yeah the blue hair is still awesome!

    Life's better. Finally moving out of the shithole I live in right now soon :)

    How's life treating you?
  • 1
    @linuxxx Glad to hear you're moving soon!

    Things have been pretty good. My partner of three years left maybe four months ago (in a very inconsiderate manner), so I was playing catch up for a while. I'm pretty much all caught up now, though. I'm working on interesting projects at work, I'm still working on my poetry generator at home, and my social life is doing pretty well. Overall, life's been pretty good, despite some setbacks. Also, I learned that building furniture is an excellent coping mechanism.
  • 1
    @starless Good that you're back on your feet again and oh well, everyone their own thingies :)

    I've got my security blog now, am the biggest user (quite the achievement for me although I'm not sure if you were around when that happened :P), professional linuxer and that's it I guess. Only missing a girlfriend :P
  • 0
    Someone who lives in Real Madrid.
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