im scared of taking a shit...😔

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b2plane

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TrayKnots

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52d

Hemorrhoids?
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b2plane

6395

52d

@TrayKnots either hemorrhoids or cancer. i hope its the less deadly one... wait till i finish shitting and ill let u know if theres still blood

also how are hemorrhoids formed?

what should i do so i take care of my asshole?
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b2plane

6395

52d

@TrayKnots not a drop of blood this time. just pure shit. wtf happened last time?
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Demolishun

34913

52d

I would recommend leaving a shit, not taking one.

Don't push too much when shitting. It is not a race and you don't need a distended asshole.
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Lensflare

17145

52d

Bleeding asshole. Asking random dudes on the internet for advice rather than a doc.
🍿
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lungdart

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52d

Don't hold it, you'll make it worse.

Hemorrhoids are structures in your colon that prolapse over time with pushing pressure.

Touch yourself there. You can feel them. You can even push them back in for temporary relief.
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TrayKnots

291

52d

@b2plane Just have a doctor check it out. They get money for all the gross stuff. Some might even like it.
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Root

82599

51d

Get some poo-pourri if the smell is that bad.
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tosensei

8411

51d

@b2plane go to a doctor and ask THEM for medical advise.

and STFU about your asshole already.
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Root

82599

51d

@tosensei He’s really let it define him, hasn’t he? 😉
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Demolishun

34913

51d

@Root this is how I imagine his day:
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Root

82599

51d

@Demolishun That river is far too clean (non-trashy) for that to accurately portray India.
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tosensei

8411

50d

@Root it's not the ganges. it's a chocolate factory.
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jeeper

5968

31d

Do you eat fibre?

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im scared of taking a shit...😔

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