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b2plane
85d

im scared of taking a shit...😔

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  • 2
    85d
    Hemorrhoids?
  • 1
    85d
    @TrayKnots either hemorrhoids or cancer. i hope its the less deadly one... wait till i finish shitting and ill let u know if theres still blood

    also how are hemorrhoids formed?

    what should i do so i take care of my asshole?
  • 0
    85d
    @TrayKnots not a drop of blood this time. just pure shit. wtf happened last time?
  • 5
    85d
    I would recommend leaving a shit, not taking one.

    Don't push too much when shitting. It is not a race and you don't need a distended asshole.
  • 3
    85d
    Bleeding asshole. Asking random dudes on the internet for advice rather than a doc.
    🍿
  • 2
    85d
    Don't hold it, you'll make it worse.

    Hemorrhoids are structures in your colon that prolapse over time with pushing pressure.

    Touch yourself there. You can feel them. You can even push them back in for temporary relief.
  • 1
    85d
    @b2plane Just have a doctor check it out. They get money for all the gross stuff. Some might even like it.
  • 2
    85d
    Get some poo-pourri if the smell is that bad.
  • 2
    84d
    @b2plane go to a doctor and ask THEM for medical advise.

    and STFU about your asshole already.
  • 2
    84d
    @tosensei He’s really let it define him, hasn’t he? 😉
  • 1
    84d
    @Root this is how I imagine his day:
  • 2
    84d
    @Demolishun That river is far too clean (non-trashy) for that to accurately portray India.
  • 0
    83d
    @Root it's not the ganges. it's a chocolate factory.
  • 0
    64d
    Do you eat fibre?
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