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Pessimistic people: the glass is half empty

Optimistic people: the glass is half full

Engineering people: the glass was not manufactured to the correct specifications

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  • 4
    Someone watched the exact same episode of Westworld that I just did.

    Noyce!
  • 2
    I always have my glasses manufactured for the exact volume of liquid in them, too! When I take a sip, I pour the remaining liquid in another, slightly smaller glass.
  • 3
    Client: is it supposed to be half full? I thought we said half empty, not half full.
  • 1
    Alcoholic people: the glass needs more vodka in it
  • 0
    @usethedocsluke man, this hurts because I know there are stupid people like that.
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