I made one tiny comment to our manager about agility. Now said manager and my scrum master are in a huge fight about in what 'currency' (story points vs hours vs sprints vs flurps vs whatevs). They've been going at each other for the past 35 minutes. Also, my headphones died today....

We use gold coins, which are earned each time you complete a task, with a double xp potion each time you log in to the office, and then you can buy diamonds per box for €4.99. But coffee costs rubies, which are earned during special meeting events.

What are the exchange rates for first-born children, kidneys or heart emoticons?
My condolences for your headphones. Which brand and type were they? How much did you pay? Are they insured? What is your blood type? How was your day? 😁

@bittersweet Are there also 7-day booster stimpacks for 50% XP bonus available?

@PonySlaystation I don't think you could pay enough for me to be willing to take either your children or your kidneys. The heart emoticons we can talk about.
Thank you for your sympathy when it comes to the headphone-situation. They were some sweet Panasonic's. Not sure of the model since I scratched off the branding with my bare fingers because of the hideous font. They were a gift from my ex-boyfriend and, as far as I know, not insured. My blood type is A-. My day could have gone better.