The dev usually sitting next to me is on vacation. Our senior dev is on vacation. Team analist, on a plane to a Greek beach as we speak. Both architects the company employs, gone for another two weeks or so. Lead analist, you guessed it, on vacation.

I'm enjoying the peace & quite for now but god forbid I run into any problems these next coming weeks.

Samsung's next big introduction after the S9? Samsung Cheese!

Looking for where a certain value is set I found that our project has a (undocumented) class FunctionsHandler which extends a (undocumented) PIHandler which extends an (undocumented) AbstractHandler which extends Object. All of them do random shit. Somebody, shoot me. Please.

Quite day at the office. I recreated a button bar from our application on the wall. I'm more pleased with the result than I expected (:

I am standing in line for the bathroom at work. Why did we need more girls in IT again?

I died and went to drunk debugging heaven

I made one tiny comment to our manager about agility. Now said manager and my scrum master are in a huge fight about in what 'currency' (story points vs hours vs sprints vs flurps vs whatevs). They've been going at each other for the past 35 minutes. Also, my headphones died today....

Make my first contribution to open source software.

Bought this lighter in Ho Chi Minh City about 6 weeks ago. Didn't notice the tagline until now.

!dev_related
I invited my boyfriend to go and have a drink after (his) work instead of me going to bed and being asleep when he gets home. So now he's drunk and off to bed and I'm up feeding the cat. Still no sex for me :(

Get off my hands! I'm trying to work 😒

Over 6000 rants since my last visit! And the app looks quite different upon my return... Vacation is not *just* a good thing :s

Gradle says it's exhausted. Well, SO AM I. Shut up and build my project, you pussy!

I was SO EXCITED with my 10th ++, 'cause avatar. But... no heels :'(

​I'm a junior dev in a scrum team with two senior devs: one actual senior and one average dev that's just been around for a long time. At stand up meeting, that average senior lists helping me as one of his task Every Single Day. 9 out of 10 times when I ask him a question we end up asking the senior senior together.