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Akrion
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Client ask for "quick fix". Done.
Client asks for the invoice. Freaks out. "WTF you are charging thousands of dollars for 15 minutes of work!"

Reply: "It took me 15 years to fix it for you in 15 mins!"

Picasso FTW!

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  • 0
    I answered a client of mine last week just like this. Haha
  • 2
    But common, if you charge thousand for 15 min, maybe it was too much. I don't know the context, but...
  • 4
    u should have split the bill somewhat like this
    $10 for 15 min of fixing the bug
    $990 for knowing how to fix that bug in 15 min
  • 2
    it's wise to show that you're putting in the effort for the money you are getting, even if you don't have to. master the art of doing whatever you want while others think you're working
  • 0
    Some times clients don't value the time saving
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