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*Me going for a haircut after 4 months since last time*

Mom: Son, you look like a cave man. Get a damn haircut.

Me : But but....

Mom: No buts you hear me. Now get out.

*goes to the usual barber shop*

Barber: Hello there. Have a seat.

*sits in the barber's chair*

Me: The usual please

Barber: I haven't seen you in a long time...

*starts combing my hair and suddenly stops with the conversation*

Barber: Oh my!

*starts yelling*

Barber: "Julio, Julioooo..... bring in the big ones"

Me: *gulps* 😅

random

but maaaaaaa

cave man

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  • 12
    6y
    Same here. The last time I went to cut my hair was 3 years ago and my mom doesn't care anymore anyways. I just don't like short hair. (Especially in winter)
  • 8
    6y
    4 month? I am on year two now, not the same lvl as @b3b3 thou
  • 2
    6y
    @Linux Hair grows too fast for me. I don't know whether that's a gift or a defect. I tend to go for a haircut once in two months. The avatar indicates my current hairstyle lol
  • 3
    6y
    @b3b3 @Linux I'm in one week 😅. Beard a few months now though! And going to let that one grow out :P
  • 5
    6y
    @b3b3
    Hey I found a soul mate! About 3 years for me also. Starting to think that should go for a little clean up in the next...year or so :D
  • 3
    6y
    I always have same conversation between my mom and me and the barber!

    "The usual style" is my standard style
  • 6
    6y
    Um.. does it count if I'm a girl??
    3 yrs since the last hairdresser visit and then before that it was 5 or 6 yrs.. next & probably last will be for my wedding..
  • 1
    6y
    Had my head shaved about two years ago, now it's back on my shoulders and still growing. Got myself an undercut a month ago which I'm really happy with now ✌️

    I between I had a goat beard, a long full beard and now it's back to like 3 to 4 cm. My parents really freak out because I change appearance quite often and they literally can't do a thing about it (except ranting of course 😁)
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