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AlgoRythm
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LinkedIn: You have one notification!!!!

Me: What is it?

LinkedIn: 10 types of horses that make your more employable if you don't fuck them

Me: What

LinkedIn: 10 types of h-

Me: No, I heard you, why did you send me a notification about this?

LinkedIn: You want a job, don't you?

Me: Yes, but don't send me this type of notification again.

LinkedIn: Updated your preferences!

The nefarious LinkedIn, two days later: You have one new notification!!!!!!

Comments
  • 9
    sometimes I feel being a whore would've been a more dignifying "career"
  • 2
    @jestdotty never too late to start
  • 5
    Every time I see something about LinkedIn I am reminded of why I deleted my account. What you are saying is it has gotten worse.
  • 2
    Needing to have a LinkedIn account to get a job / be in the market feels humiliating. I wish I could delete that shit.
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