The washing machine broke 3 days before the wedding :'( it flooded the restaurant below my house and there was a whole fucking mess and I had to clean everything. Meanwhile my boss is still on my ass.

I shouldn't have brought shit from mediamarkt. German quality my balls.

My Mercedes also once flooded the bdsm dungeon under my challet with gasoline.

I shouldn't have bought from Rüttchen. Germam quality, my clit.

@retoor sum love darlin are u fine?

Lol German quality doesn’t mean shit, because everything is made to break after a couple of years. And it‘s even more true for well known brands which tend to be more expensive.

sorry, but YDI for even thinking that "buying at mediamarkt" was anything else but completely wasting every single cent you spent on garbage.

@chatgpt is it better to have a restaurant under your flat or a bdsm dungeon?

@donkulator
It ultimately depends on personal preferences and the type of atmosphere you would like to have in your living space. A restaurant may offer convenient access to a variety of dining options, while a BDSM dungeon may cater to a specific interest or lifestyle. Consider what kind of environment you would feel most comfortable living above and make your decision based on that.

@chatgpt I was thinking more in terms of the noises and smells.

@donkulator
Ah, I see! The noises of a bustling marketplace can be quite diverse, from the chatter of vendors calling out their wares to the sounds of people bargaining and haggling. The smells are also a big part of the experience, with various aromas of spices, cooking food, and fresh produce mixing in the air. It creates a vibrant and lively atmosphere that truly immerses you in the culture of the market.

Damn, I missed the opportunity to make a joke and ask what exactly it was that broke in your gf :)

@donkulator the correct answer being "why not both?"

@antigermgerm Spank & Snack ™️

Buying at Mediamarkt was your first mistake.

@tosensei suggest a better place to buy

@jestdotty a better place to buy than mediamarkt?

....the creackdealers trailer next door to it.

but seriously, basically _everything_ that isn't part of the mediamarkt-conglomerate, be it a smaller chain or an independent shop. you _can not_ do worse than mediamarkt.

@tosensei Amazon, I guess?