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kobenz
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if a normal brain ran on bits, an ADHD brain runs o qubits but with NO cooling system

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  • 3
    I run on chronic, kukicha and a lot of masturbation.
  • 8
    What if an adhd brain is the normal brain?
  • 3
    @Lensflare yeah it's everybody else who are slow.
  • 3
    @Lensflare jesus christ a few of us in a room can cause enough trouble
  • 4
    By which I mean it's basically to unstable to be worth anything
  • 2
    qubits that forget to just wave alittle
  • 2
    @retoor maybe it's an issue for others but i'm very erectile.
  • 6
    @kobenz hey, quantum computers can make mistakes but when they're used for the right task they blow normal bits away. Same for ADHD. I am by far the best programmer on my team but I'm shit at documentation. And being diplomatic. And planning. And organising. And turning up on time. And pretending I care about other people's piddly ass problems.
  • 4
    And being humble.
  • 4
    Ironically I've probably got the best social skills in the department.
  • 2
    @kobenz I don't think they know that qubits require temperatures of around or outright below absolute zero to maintain their state.
  • 4
    @Liebranca don't think you understand what absolute zero is...
  • 3
    @atheist Oh, my bad, you can't go below it as that's impossible. You're right.

    Point still stands.
  • 0
    @atheist yup, always a wink away from sociopathy
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