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malek
3y

> It's forty years in the future
> Chilling in orbit, in my car
> *phone vibrates*
> "You have 1 new message"
> LinkedIn: People are looking at your profile

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  • 16
    >gets excited (who's interested in the almighty me?)
    >enters LinkedIn app
    >no notification whatsoever
    >(f**k)

    3 days later

    >accidentally enters LinkedIn app
    >sees a new notification
    >click
    >"someone viewed your profile, get Premium to unlock it"
    > f**k you LinkedIn.
  • 5
    In the future I'm still unemployed hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAH
  • 0
    Don’t get it
  • 1
    >"You have 1 new message"
    >Opens it
    >Nigerian Prince offering his riches for your credit card information
    >Throws phone into space

    Edit:
    >Grabs phone before leaving orbit, because no budget to buy new one

    Edit2:
    14 days old ... oops, I blame lack of sleep :)
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