> It's forty years in the future
> Chilling in orbit, in my car
> *phone vibrates*
> "You have 1 new message"
> LinkedIn: People are looking at your profile

>gets excited (who's interested in the almighty me?)
>enters LinkedIn app
>no notification whatsoever
>(f**k)

3 days later

>accidentally enters LinkedIn app
>sees a new notification
>click
>"someone viewed your profile, get Premium to unlock it"
> f**k you LinkedIn.

In the future I'm still unemployed hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAH

Don’t get it

>"You have 1 new message"
>Opens it
>Nigerian Prince offering his riches for your credit card information
>Throws phone into space

Edit:
>Grabs phone before leaving orbit, because no budget to buy new one

Edit2:
14 days old ... oops, I blame lack of sleep :)