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Teacher: Homework for next time is to make 2 web pages with three javascript.
* whole class is quiet *
Me: What's "three JavaScript"
T: undefined
M: Do you mean three files?
T: No, I mean three JavaScript.
M: Okay, so let's go with five CSS and twelve HTML as well then...

Please, go somewhere else when you can't explain your OWN HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. Holy fuck.

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  • 32
    Possibly ThreeJS?
    https://threejs.org/
  • 15
    @DLMousey no, we haven't talked about frameworks and the course plan only covers how to copy javascript from other sources. You don't have to actually learn it.
  • 33
    "T: undefined"
    Yup that checks out
  • 1
    Lulz
  • 6
    @DLMousey I'm with you, it must be one of those mind games teachers sometimes do where they know 90% of the class will flounder but one or two people will get it. I would make two website's using threeJS haha
  • 5
    Probably meant literally three <script/> tags or something equally banal.
  • 2
    @agaskins good idea. I should do that 😂
  • 6
    #!/bin/bash

    sites=("$@")

    Npm i -g gatsby-cli

    for i in "${sites}"
    do

    gatsby new $site

    done

    Wrote you a command that does your homework XD run it like {commandName} site1 site2 site3

    DONE
  • 1
    This makes React developer blush. For most of my project, I seems only has 1 html, 1 bundle.js and I don't even use CSS anymore 😳
  • 3
    @sunfishcc CSS IS DEAD
  • 5
    @bashleigh CSS SHOULD BE dead
  • 1
    @sslPoodle So what's the replacement?
  • 0
    @olback you can write sass in JS
  • 0
    @olback Saas , less
  • 2
    @H4K3R end product is still CSS.
  • 0
    Yes but today we prefer intensive use of Saas , less over CSS hard coding
  • 2
    <html>
    ...
    <body>
    <script>document.write("HELLO WORLD Ⅰ");</script>
    <script>document.write("HELLO WORLD Ⅱ");</script> <script>document.write("HELLO WORLD Ⅲ");</script>

    </body>
    </html>
  • 0
    @qwert random prefix numbers. lol
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