Safety first

I can fix her

(with borrow checking)

@12bitfloat By the looks of it, I can tell you that she does not know any C...

Cocain

Cunning Linguists

@Demolishun 😭❓

@12bitfloat its from Tomorrow Never Dies, I think.

I want Corporations That Are Especially Greedy To Die. That starts with C, I guess.

Crack cocain.

Coroutines (fuck off, golang! You are nothing special!)

@Lensflare it's just functions. Procedure my bols

Alternating cin and cout?

Also, where the fuck is @retoor? She would know this.

@12bitfloat

"I can fix her"

Suggestion: slip her some viagra first. Might save you some time.

@Grumm because she's blonde huh. I look like a rust girl without blue hair and glasses and actually do my hair. I did C while doing C often but now only C because only C is great. One C became an A. A C is nice :)

@Demolishun hmm, clang but good looking girls prefer gcc according to the mirror. I was with ostream on this and first thought was coke too.

@Lensflare why would you only mention golang? Gitea is written in go and it's the best overal product I know. Freaking amazing. The first open source project you actually can change within a reasonable amount of time. See molodetz. I stole much from their original dark template because they literally had my style, I love how the site looks. Even the sketchy matrix thing (not written myself) totally suits me. A bit edgy / cringe,sure. It's not because of lazyness! It's y best looking site ever.