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"Customers can expect the same great search experience powered by Bing and Microsoft Edge with the added benefit of Cortana’s personality."

I can't think of another sentence that uses three things I am less interested in.

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  • 2
    its like putting 3 dying things together hoping they will some how miraculously survive Google's onslaught..
  • 2
    I wonder if this is how the devs at MS feel:

    > works in redmond
    > developing Microsoft Product X
    > boss walks by
    > "HEY! why are you using chrome!?!?"
    > deer-in-headlights.jpg
    > "...um... uh I was doing some opposition research?"
    > "then why do you have 12 tabs open!?"
    > "........testing their performance against Chakra Core?"
    > "I see, well get back to work"
    > Alt+F4
    > window behind chrome is edge, with a google search results
    > crucified in front of office staff
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    lolol... but credit given where credit is due; Microsoft has gotten soooooomuch better in the past 2-3 years. Windows 10 is free-kinda, the IE dev team was given cyanide-lased-kool-aid on a corp. retreat, they open sourced a lot of shit, win10 is getting a bash/ubuntu subsystem (srsly, google it)

    I'ma still cringe when they announce the next line of "Windows Phone" devices and talk about how you can use the "Windows Store" (which only 26 people have ever visited) to download your favorite apps.
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