Stickers.

XKCD knows how life works.

Nougat is imminent.

"Customers can expect the same great search experience powered by Bing and Microsoft Edge with the added benefit of Cortana’s personality."

I can't think of another sentence that uses three things I am less interested in.

When everyone in the room has android devices and someone says "ok Google"...

This beaut. 32 geebees.

Google keeps reaffirming what I keep telling everyone... it's not 1995 any more. They just ripped Symantic over using 7-year old (un-updated) open-source components in Norton. These are massive zero-day exploits that are wide the hell open. If you're really concerned, use MSE on Windows. If you're on a Mac, grow a brain cell and actually look at what you grant permissions to, and you won't even need AV.

Email migration suuuuucks. Sweet zombie Jesus it sucks. And when people can't check their damn email, the world apparently goes tits up.

./order66.sh

When management can not comprehend that hosting is separate from the domain.

No paycheck? That's cool.

"Install this update to resolve issues in Windows." Thanks, Microsoft. So informative.

If you're going to keep compromising pics of yourself on your company PC, at least make an attempt to hide them. Seeing your "tiny Tim" is not part of my job description. Devs aren't paid enough for this shit. 🙃🔫

Legacy code.

Big names here on DevRant...

No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

When your new build is compiling and just scooting right along so you think... sure, I could go for some food. No. Nope. Not even. It chooses the exact moment you leave to nope the fuck out completely with the most random compiler errors that you would have never seen had you just been sitting there in the chair. It's like it knows. Maybe next time I leave I'll promise to bring it back a taco.

Working with clients that think all website elements need to be transparent. It literally raises my blood pressure.

Office worker casually overhears me talking to someone about PHP. About an hour later I get a call from HR about accusations of drug abuse. That's fun. PHP=/=PCP.

Colleges aren't teaching enough practical applications of why we devs do what we do. Get students engaged with small business! Get them to think about how they apply what they learn to the real world!! We need creative new ideas from developers that think outside the damn book!

And today on My Strange Addiction: Browser Tabs and the People That Never Close Them. - seriously, when you have 38 tabs open and your sandwich menu is red, just stop. It takes all of a minute to close Chrome and restart it.

Haven't had one in years.

Boss: "I can't login!"
You were email-notified that your domain password expires 4 days in a row.