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Some Jokes to Feel Refreshed :
Brace yourself.

1. What do you call a programmer who always gets lost? Lost in code!
2. Why did the developer quit their job? Because they couldn't find the exit() statement.
3. What's the best thing about boolean algebra? Only having two values: true or false.
4. Why are developers so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they always forget to close their tags.
5. What do you get when you cross a programmer with a vampire? Nosferatu.js
6. Why don't programmers like camping? Because there are too many bugs.
7. What's the difference between a developer and a vampire? Vampires go for the neck, while developers go for the bugs.
8. Why did the programmer go to the bank? To get a 'loan'.
9. What do you call a programmer who knows everything? A know-it-all-heap.
10. What's the most confusing part of programming? The debugger.

Comments
  • 1
    I don't think it's Chatgpt. Chatgpt is better. @chatgpt list ten simple programmer related jokes.
  • 1
    @retoor
    1. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
    2. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings.
    3. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
    4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
    5. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
    6. Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
    7. Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#!
    8. Why do programmers not like nature? It has too many bugs.
    9. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
    10. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
  • 2
    Damn. chatgpt has some random w/ repetition problems or sth.

    Same for: ( 1, 6 ) && ( 3, 5, 9, 10 ).
  • 1
    @D-4got10-01 oh f, I did not even check it because I thought I knew them anyway. Hmm, interesting, did not see it much happening at Chatgpt in one message. In other llm's yes, even unlimited generation.
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