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Where to get help on fixing a bug:
1.Google
2.Stack Overflow
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8479.Your coworker who is coding with his earphones on.11 -
Doing web development on one monitor is a living nightmare.
1-3 windows or panals for coding
1 browser for previewing
1 broswer for google shit lol
multiple file explorers open
multi terminals
I see why 2 or more monitors is basically a necessity.27 -
Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.
Code free, code alone!
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I really hate people who prefer this coding style:
if (condition)
{
// something shitty here
}
Instead of this:
if(condition){
// perfectly clean code
}42 -
Is "sleep-coding" a thing? Fell asleep last night on accident with my phone in my hand. When I woke up, I had typed a few lines of code in my sleep.17
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>installed Tinder®
*after 5 mins
>felt like a loser
>uninstalled Tinder®
>back to coding
BETTER!!!36 -
Teaching maths to my niece and instead of 2+2=4, I wrote 2+2==4... someone needs break from coding 😂2
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Friend: So what's the plan for Christmas
Me: Nothing much just coding
Friend: No apart from work
Me: Yeah coding
Friend: That means, you not getting drunk or laid this Christmas
Me: No, because I can't C Sharp when coding
Friend: Fuck developers2 -
"They used coding AND algorithms"
Wow I didn't know that you can use those together!
Source: reddit
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You can’t become fit physically by reading a lot about fitness.
You actually need to go to the gym and put the hours and sweat in!
Same concept applies for coding as well.4 -
* me listening to something while coding
* something goes wrong, trying to fix it..
Takes time and no solution.
- ok this is serious *put headphones down*4 -
Me: *coding peacefully*
Me: *remembers homework, responsibilities and that thing my mom told me to do*
Me: *coding stressfully*1 -
Coding is an art. It's beautiful. When you have finally finished a big project and you look at those hundreds or thousands lines of code stacking up on each other, the millions of characters one next to the other, it's even more pretty than the compiled version of the ocean of code we took hours and days to make. We make code to support more code to then make human-readable information for the world. I love programming. It's my passion.7
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So I wanted to have a productive coding day, but I failed due to getting lost trying to write a Sublime Text plugin that would improve my productivity.2
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People fighting about spaces vs tabs and I'm here fighting about coding in light theme or dark theme.11
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Online coding challenges are so addicting!! :D
It's 4:44 now, the sky is starting to light up already, finally going to sleep.2 -
“I love being disturbed with customer phone calls when I’m coding and working to a deadline” said nobody, ever!
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Anyone else approach coding with the mindset of - "make it work, then make it right".
It really helped me up my productivity11 -
Yesterday I bought a BMW Series 1,
Today I realized that I did all that money from coding! I thought I was riding my code !2 -
!rant
After a years of struggle with the administration office I managed to create a coding club in my school! Things are finally changing2 -
The company wants me to attend a meeting while expecting to finish coding. So i just code in a meeting pretending i was taking down notes.5
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What do u have open when coding?
Me (PHP/NodeJS web development on a Mac):
CODING & TESTING
- MAMP PRO
- PhpStrom
- Navicat (for localhost MySql DB)
- Chrome
- Terminal
COMMUNICATION
- Slack
- Mail
- Messenger (for Google Chat)
- WhatApp Web
- Calendar
NOTE TAKING
- Evernote
- TextWrangler (for quick notes)
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*Me after writing a piece of code and praying to god that there are no errors.*
My pc: 1 error(s) found.
Me : "I hate coding. I hate coding. I hate coding."
*Tries everything to solve that problem.*
My pc: No errors found.
Me: "I love coding.Yay xD"2 -
Why must it be that school interferes with coding and coding interferes with school? I learn so much more outside school with computers these days, and it's so much more interesting!3
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Is it possible to be addicted to coding?
I said I wouldn't program today (or last night) but just spent 2+ hrs adding a function to one of my apps...2 -
Here are few hillarious coding puns I found....
class Brick implements Throwable { }
byte me;
char acter;
float stone;
Exception taken;
string me_along;
int elligence;5 -
!rant
I love coding but i haven't touched a physical keyboard and mouse for 10 days! Feels nice for a change. 😃4 -
Storm outside, our whole office left today at 12 and decided to do Homeoffice. Now I'm coding with the sound of the storm. Amazing :)1
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I dont have a rubber duckie, nor a stress ball... but these two terriers are always by my side when coding ❤
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The most frustrating situation
when you do competitive coding...
2/50 test cases failed . tried all possible .. and still not done !!
its like "operation success patient dead" .....
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That moment when your boyfriend gets into coding and he's like her girlfriend don't exist anymore.2
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Spent fifteen minutes finding the right playlist to listen to while coding
5 minute later, I pause the music trying to focus10 -
Now that I am coding for money, the motivation to learn and build new things is gone. It has become all about money for me now. I get tired after coding all day and I can’t open my personal laptop to learn new things and do some more.. well.. coding.
Will I ever get that motivation back? Because I have some good ideas in my mind. Just can’t seem to start working on those ideas.8 -
Realizing that you were watching and working with an iOS tutorial when you were coding for an hour or two your Android app
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬🔥1 -
Wtf... kids coding by google. I cant figure out the shortest route for this last level. Any ideas???
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>coding something
>come up with a brilliant idea
>coding that idea
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I hate myself sometimes.
I wasted 45 minutes in a 2 hour coding competition... Because I forgot to multiply a number by 3.
Now I'm sad because I got a bad rank due to that wasted time, making me unable to complete the next level because there was not enough time left. :(13 -
Coding seems to help me overcome tragedy and depression.
There are various times when things seem helpless to me, and many times when I feel I'm not in control of anything in life, but coding I know where I am, and challenges are overcomeable.
Thanks coding.1 -
Guys do you know some good music for coding ???? I really need to inject hype or relaxation into the long long way of coding ?? If you know any good playlist in spotify for coding please say in comment
Thanks.
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I broke my keyboard while coding.
My mom was like.. u don't treat things with respect.
And I was like.. " my life's shit!! "3 -
I find it kind of sad how many people think coding seems boring. Personally I find it's a perfect mix of having to be logical and creative at the same time. I need both, and can't imagine doing anything else.
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I love Mondays, I can finally rest after a "please do something beside sitting in front of this computer!" and start coding peacefully.1
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that feeling when you start looking at code after dinner, correct a bug or two, start implementing new features, tweak the code a little bit, you are really focus in your coding... then look out the window and realize the sun is about to come up. it's great 🤓
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As it turns out, of all the teams from my school that have been at the classic Catalysts Coding Contests on Nov 16th, the one I was in turned out to be the best. That's cool I guess.
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Morning from London, nerdmigos.
Happy Coding, Ops, Testing or whatever COOL shit your doing today.2 -
In the middle of coding: "Too into code to document properly. Will document later."
Two weeks later:"What the actual fuck is this code doing?"
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If you’re tired of the great Bleeps & Bloops playlist by Spotify, I’ve created Volume 2 and 3. Same kind of “background ambience”-feeling. Perfect when coding 😄
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What music genre do you prefer listening to when coding?
I'm going with rock/metal, Linkin Park is love ❤️28 -
Name The Song.
One a side note, what do you listen to while coding? Do you need absolute silence to code?
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Looking to update the way I write my code to follow:
- Coding Convention
- Standard Work
- Coding Standards
- Whatever other name they call it
And found this...
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When you don't have enough money for a Standing Desk , but can't bear the back pain , and can't bear not Coding
True Story :D
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When you get busy figuring out Google's 'Celebrating 50 Years of Kids' Coding' and finding the shortest solution.
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I live coding but I feel lonely. None of my friends code and I don't have a girlfriend to spent time with .8
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So, I have a coding task that takes several days to complete. How can I pick up the next day where I left off the night before? I find it difficult to get straight back into the flow because I first have to find my way around the previous day's code. Any tips?11
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When coding, what percentage of your time is spent fluently typing your code vs thinking about what you're coding?9
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What my co-workers listen to while coding : Madeon / Synapson / Red Hot Chili Peppers
Me : Babymetal / Kyary Pamyu Pamyu / Sayuri
Am I weird?11 -
I found a new app called CodeMonk. This apps purpose is to teach you better and more optimised coding tehniques. Check it out, ranters!1
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The feel when you just finish coding for so long time.
So fcking great
Only if my laptop didn't broke before I press save4 -
Solving a competitive coding problem.
Expected date format dd.mm.yyyy
My format dd:mm:yyyy
After spending some time on it, self cursing begins2 -
Can anyone tell how you yourself to start coding please 😢especially when you you have alot alot alooot of coding that waiting you and you being lazy about it!😢5
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At math lessons I was like: "WTF is this shit, I don´t need that." Well I figured out that coding is not "copy&paste" from SO. :)
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Coding is easy, but it's the logic which gives us a hard time. Because in the end what we write needs to make sense or it's tits up for everyone.1
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questions in our mind as soon as we see someone coding in public place:
» What is he/she working on?
» Is that person better than me?
and then we finally judge him/her as a showoff! 😂 -
Vr headset for working outside. Yes you will look like a douche but has anyone tried it? So sitting in sunny weather, keyboard below, can see desktop in headset. Maybe not a vr headset but something else? Thoughts? Any other 'coding in bright places' tips?6
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Recently in Instagram followed a tag #coding and #programming.
I get shitty post unrelated to #coding and #programming are you getting that stuff as well?
And why am I getting provocative pictures of lady coders?15 -
!!rant
Today I wanted to finish a feature in some Python code I. Working on instead I scope creeped myself a bunch times adding "other cool features" and refactoring working and readable code that didn't need refactoring. Oh and learning about random things on SO and finally giving up on making any more progress for the day and reading devrant.
ADHD Self:"Coding is love, coding is life. Plus I'm getting paid."
....
Responsible self: "Wait no, go home sleep, spend time with your wife"
Remembering self:" she's out with friends"
Responsible self: "ah, carry on, she's probably spending more money than you're making" -
That moment when you see someone coding on the train and you try to guess what they're working on from a distance.
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Live coding interview to code tic tac toe console game and I couldn’t even print out the game board. FML.2
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How my mind operates when someone starts looking at my code while I am coding.😂😂😂. Dev lesson "Never let anyone stare at you/your code while you are coding".
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What's your favourite Radio station you listen to while coding?
I listen to my local radio station BBC Radio Newcastle 📻🎶
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Studying for college exam
- 2min/sitting
Coding/reading Docs/Book of interest.... after 12 hours
- " OMD ... I completely forgot, i own a mobile"1 -
Heck yeah!
That awesome feeling when you figure out a coding logic to get the intended result.
I've been stuck on this issue past few days. But always had an instinct I could figure it out the way I want and since it was always in the back of my mind, things started making more sense like finding pieces of a puzzle.
Finally it all came together.1 -
What's your coding drink?
Personally: Anise or thyme tea or a large Cappucino because you know this brain need some premium fuel to work 😂26 -
I hate coding in the browser. On every coded functionality or testrun pressing strg+s results in saving website prompt...2
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Awkward moments in an interview where the person was repeatedly saying that , "werr you coding in your old job ?", "Here you will be doing a lot of coding " and shit like that. When he asked about my hobby immediately after , i say i am a blogger. When i was asked what my last blog was it was awkward to mention that " How the word coding is offensive for software developer !"
Couldnt have asked for a better timing..4 -
Why do i have to spend a lot of time coding front end ? I just hate it, don't get me wrong i like coding but front end doesn't make me feel like coding 😟😟😟5
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Hello, i just got rusted on my coding skills any advice how should I get back on track....
Thanks for the advice :)5 -
Coding alone:
int GetData()
{
int iErr;
int nPts;
int nTdx;
matrix mX;
vector vY;
vector vWT;
nPts = 10;
nTdx = 3;
Worksheet vks("Data1");
mX CopyFromWks( wks, 1,3,0,9);
.........
Coding when someone is watching:
"Where is the EFFING Semi-Colon?"2 -
From next Monday to next Friday i'm coding with a fried sth. for a school project.
The Plan: a complete Forum
Problems: Friend was ill since >4 Month and is currently ill since the last 3 Days..
Next problem: It's code!
Happy coding...1 -
Coding day is starting now. Listening to Rise against the machine. Could the band's name fit any better?1
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You know that you are suffering from coding abstinence when you desperately try to build a Word-document by Ctrl+Shift+B... 😂1
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!rant
Does anyone here listen zen/buddhistic music while coding?
It is so calming that now I want to go sleep ... *yawn*2 -
man
I just can't seem to find motivation to code
any suggestions? I really want to get out of this coding slump :(3 -
Couple of questions? What's to late to stay up coding or what's to early to start coding in the day?
I'm personally always mindful of my health.7 -
The first company I developed software for had no coding conventions and it was visible in the codebase of almost all of our products. This is why I follow the coding conventions for every language I use.
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! rant
Just came home from a coding... convention? Meeting? Group coding?... organized at my University. We basically were split into groups of two people and we had to code the Game of Life using any language and libraries we wanted with various limits, like max 5 lines per function, or no loops, tables and ifs. After each challenge we had to erase all of our code and start again with another person. It was the best 7 hours I've spent in a long time. I wish there were more things like that organized here.4 -
Doing someone else's Code Review in my project: "You must retain the holiness and piety of the code you write by following PascalCase naming for files and kebab-case naming for CSS variables. Avoid using duplicate strings by declaring enums in a constants.ts file and using that all throughout the app"
During my own Code Review in someone else's project: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I CANNOT PASS FUNCTION REFERENCES AS PROPS TO A REACT COMPONENT AND ALWAYS NEED TO INVOKE IT INSIDE AN INLINE FUNCTION FOR THE PROP."
"WHAT KINDA FKIN DRUGS ARE YOU ON TO USE snake_case IN TYPESCRIPT DID YOUR MOM DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU SACRILEGIOUS PIECE OF SHIT"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOULD USE BOTH SINGLE AND DOUBLE QUOTES FOR IMPORTS AS PER LOCAL OR GLOBAL; I'LL SHOVE THE SINGLE QUOTE UP YOU WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE YOU FKIN DEGENERATE MORON"
As much as I do believe in self righteousness of my own coding conventions over others (I might be slightly better than others but I really can't claim good authority because I've had my lapses in conventions too; and being one of the newer members of the team certainly doesn't help, despite my boss supporting my initiative), I guess it is high time we bring in some already established code conventions in the team that is finally big enough to warrant them. Maybe AirBnB. -
thought break up was hard,i guess your internet didn't fail while coding online on a crappy site which doesn't auto save.1
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So i have this university 2018 - Test 4 Twitter coding challenge on hackkerank, does anyone have any experience about this?
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Few of the developers I have met while coding hit buttons too hard.
Well I don't appreciate keyboard anymore. -
Been going on some interviews recently and realized I'm not the best at interview style coding challenges. I was wondering if there's a good app/website with coding challenges to solve, or even a game? Preferably using JavaScript or Python.2
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Coding languages but it’s simplified to the extreme:
Should I paint this wall peach or pink?
Coding critiques: You should paint it in green2 -
Taking a break from coding is a good thing. As much as I love it, when I do it too much, I get burned out pretty quickly.1
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Im a student, and im learning coding, but analisys too( diagrams, use cases, documentation).
I really love code, but not feel the same about the other part.
Do you feel the same ?2 -
Published on BBC, GCHQ have set the challenge below. Would make a fun simple coding challenge. My thought is to brute-force, is there a more efficient way to solve it?
"Take the digits 1,2,3 up to 9 in numerical order and put either a plus sign or a minus sign or neither between the digits to make a sum that adds up to 100. For example, one way of achieving this is: 1 + 2 + 34 - 5 + 67 - 8 + 9 = 100, which uses six plusses and minuses. What is the fewest number of plusses and minuses you need to do this?"
Edit: disclosure: I believe the challenge has passed already and I'm too lazy to enter anyway so don't worry about me or anyone stealing ideas!2 -
What frustrates me 'most' in coding is, putting comments...🙄🙄🙄
The frustration seems to go more than the 'most', when I don't find them and wonder, what the heck! 😠😠😠8 -
Here's a question, what kind of music does everyone listen to while coding? Personally it has to be a bit of Dylan or Red Hot Chilli Peppers10
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Hey all,
This is no rant, its just a sincere question.
any of you got a good upbeat playlist on youtube you can share for us to listen to while coding...
?? for now i listen to Frog Leap Studios ... Guys amazing9 -
Well to be honest with you concerning this coding practice. As a deliberated of obsession without coming from a divers angle of reasoning,by application of ardent and candid Wisdom,and more on a logical pattern of presentations,even in the absence of sentimental aggregations I will move with a conspicuous and convertible analysis,base on imperative understanding of this matter,having in mind not to be influenced by perceptional retroversion which can interfere with good judgmental alibis. Hmm therefore, I will advice or come to a conclusion that point going too deeper cause this is just untainted matters of circumvention and irrational amplitude.Do you comprehend or should I go deeper?2
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You know most coding languages (Except binary) if I am not mistaken had to be coded. That's something to sink you teeth into (;3
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Last day my coffee ran out and i could not drink coffee. Now i've got that without coffee coding skill willbe disappear,,,2
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What are your thoughts on coding challenges in the interview process? Also differentiating between a project with a few days of time to solve it, or and onsite challenge while coding during the onsite interview.2
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Interviewing is a skill. Technical interviewing is a skill related to but not totally based on coding knowledge. You need to flex this muscle.
Try mock coding interviews with friends. Set up interviews at places you don't necessarily want to work at. Take coding interviews even when you're not looking for a job. -
you forgot everything you learned about coding over winter break....!!
didn't you??
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Coding at the beach is a myth, unless the beach has internet. I admit I'm not a coder with google and stackoverflow.
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Do you know how epic coding sessions van become when you turn on classic radio on Spotify and LOTR comes along?
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Up at 12:45am wanting to program, but can't decide between assignment and personal projects.
coding, nightdreaming
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