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I was in a public place on my laptop, and my laptop went into hibernation to save battery. I switched it back on and then the laptops BIOS came up saying that the battery was critically low, nothing bad here.

Instead of clicking continue, I decided to press "Diagnostics" instead. The diagnostics immediately began to run in the BIOS.

The screen began to show different coloured bars and patterns, obviously a screen test. Then a prompt appeared asking me if coloured bars were displayed. The options were yes and no, and a button saying "Exit" in the top right. Me, not wanting to do a full diagnostics on such a low battery, pressed exit.

The screen turned black, and then flashed red. The beeper on the motherboard began to beep at an ear-piercing volume. It sounded as if it was a bomb about to go off. Everyone around me stared and some people began to even panic. I tried switching it off by holding the power button but nothing was happening. People were just staring all around me.

After about 10 seconds, the beeping stopped and the screen displayed an error message similar to this:
"CRITICAL ERROR: Monitor test FAILED.
No user input was provided."

Moral of the story: Make your program account for all possible options.

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  • 17
    I know that ear-piercing soul-eating head-banging girls-dancing me-crayzing toucha-spageting sound. Why would anyone use that as error sound man, damn.
  • 7
    @Rabbyte No idea. What made it worse was that it would not stop, for 10 whole seconds, and it was all for nothing too!
  • 9
    If your laptop was on airplane mode beep-sound may have tried to be louder than the plane engines
  • 2
    Ah the incrediblly loud and annyoying Dell diag beep noises...they're one of those things I have to hear whenever I update a bios for a Dell, never know if it is going to break my ears for a while when it is done or not.
  • 1
    @arcadesdude Yep, good old Dell and their beepers. I never actually knew that my laptop had a beeper. I mean, I assumed there was, but this was the first time it ever actually beeped. It's never beeped during BIOS updates, not sure if that's a good sign though...
  • 0
    @Condor Budget cuts maybe lol. They saved a solid $5 on not implementing a beeper. They could buy an extra few packets of chips on every motherboard they sold that didn't have a beeper.
  • 0
    @rasm945i People might have thought that the plane was going down or something haha.
  • 0
    @PikaDude i cant tell if you missed my joke, or youre serious. But either way, yup :P
  • 0
    At least that didn't happen while you're inside an airplane.
  • 0
    You hax0r terrorist 🤨🤨🤨
  • 0
    Hilarious
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