At this point I’m ready to eat fucking mayonnaise with a fucking spoon. And I hate mayonnaise.

I make my own mayo at home, it's delicious, so much better than the store bought stuff!

Maybe instead of starving to death you should try a "make everything from scratch" diet! Would be more fun than just not eating anything. Could start your own garden and see if you can survive before the first crops xD...

Try it with fries. So much better!

@TrayKnots Such a good show tbh

@Hazarth name of the show?

For some reason I thought of this.

@Lensflare misfits

also one of my favourite 🥺

@Lensflare what @jestdotty said :)