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stisch46037yExplain to him that functions were originally invented by Australians, so they had to be written with boomerangs.
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The weekly question asked what another developer did.
I hope to God that if someone says something like that he isn't a dev with a job. -
@FMashiro Everything should be declared globally and mutable. That way, you don't have to return anything, and don't need to pass parameters either.
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Root797717y"You should return, and don't come back. Because you are fired! Box. Your. Stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot, car, goodbye."
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