Worst thing you've seen another dev do? - devRant

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Kimmax

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6y

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
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nbamaral

3543

6y

😄
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nsa94

172

6y

OMG 😂
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Kifflom

41

6y

But why?
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Clear0Ff

1810

6y

Hey , the real question! It works? Yea 😂.. but still
14

C0D4

69509

6y

What the flying fuck is that 😱

I get returning a server side value for output But this, this is just painful.
4

ewpratten

9941

6y

How??
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Jantho1990

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6y

What the fucking hell
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yellow-dog

44540

6y

Rare image of me trying to do php
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l0om

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6y

@Clear0Ff it works, it works. 😂
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falmesino

1730

6y

Genius
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themissingbrace

653

6y

Bwahahahaha
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jefferyvincent

110

6y

Nice!
5

commanderkeen

2091

6y

So the name of the company is company name?
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thealex

1118

6y

@commanderkeen
> 100% real
> "Company Name"
🤔

Still ++'d because you have to be some kind of evil anti-genius to make this shit up.
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commanderkeen

2091

6y

@thealex I hope it's real, I think that's a great name for a company.
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thealex

1118

6y

@commanderkeen I agree. It would lead to some amazing conversations...

"what's the name of your company?"
"company name."
"yeah, what is it?"
"company name!"
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l0om

1724

6y

@thealex dude, I wrote and simplified the script as a sample. The fucked up logic is what's real.
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Nastrand

191

6y

If you want to make sure you use server time (because js time can be affected by the user) it's not that bad...
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sandeces

60

6y

Like a charm
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l0om

1724

6y

@Nastrand I'm sorry but this doesn't make any sense. There's no need for JS at all. Or, if you need it done in JS, there are better ways. Always avoid document.write()
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Nastrand

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6y

@l0om you are right jaja, sorry I forgot we are talking about php.
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SlackOverflow

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6y

"Hey, PHP is a scripting language right? Let's just put it into a script tag inside javascript then. That makes sense."
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yellow-dog

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6y

@AlexDeLarge you r prolly the first one to say that
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kwilliams

6851

6y

What.
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Achi

415

6y

What the fucking miss dazy side way steping up and down......
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epicality

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6y

Frickin genius. I'm gonna add this to all my sites.
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brunofontes

2080

6y

Hahahahaha I am laughing out loud in the subway!
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itsdaniel0

2264

6y

At least they used the <footer> tag
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l0om

1724

6y

@rEaL-jAsE lol I wish it was fake
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bashcommander

430

6y

Is that Apple script?👀
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l0om

1724

6y

@ladiesman it is, the real script has other details as the footer content is bigger, but the logic is totally real and it makes no sense.
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commanderkeen

2091

6y

@ladiesman maybe its loaded with a php include()?
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limitunknown

47

6y

wat in the actual fk
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overmars

1451

6y

Probably real
I cab remember writing something like this in codeIgniter few years ago
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Midnight-shcode

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6y

ooh, yeah, the depraved sweetness of delivering js parameters/code by generating it in php... =D

you know, until you had to do php-generated css, you're still relatively fine =D
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donnico

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6y

@Nastrand
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jonhyfun

710

6y

Oof
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jonhyfun

710

6y

@-Sam- he used php inside javascript
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vicary

482

6y

The first generation of server-side rendering is integrated with vanilla js by default, no framework required. #marketing
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arthurdent

4509

6y

What’s the domain? I want more.
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Kimmax

11247

6y

@limitunknown if he's using PHP already, he could have done it completely in PHP. The whole segment is ridiculous
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exerceo

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56d

You think this is bad?

ReactJS loads the page through JavaScript, entirely.
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exerceo

1173

26d

"And it's not even the worst on the site."

Then what is?

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