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kiki
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I want to open a private rehab where I would delete your social media accounts, take your phone/laptop/internet access away, get you treated by a psychiatrist, make you take your pills on time every time, make you work, then spend your free time on quality things like reading books or making art, or exercising, or just sleeping, and when you disobey and say this and that — I'll beat you with a fucking whip. Oh, and you'll have a normal balanced diet with no junk food, sugar or sweeteners.
I swear to god that 90% of people's problems are solved by therapy followed by cattle prodding.

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  • 2
    just to beat that social media insta reals kardashian tiktok brainrot gossip doomscrolling ai slop bullshit out of you
  • 2
    if you can fucking work, then fucking work. If you can't and you need to rest, then fucking rest, for as long as you need to. scrolling away on your phone is neither of those things.
  • 2
    Ha, jokes on you, I work on my laptop, so if you want me to do something creative I need my Laptop to begin with!

    But then again, Im not your target demo, I don't doomscroll and I never even had tiktok or instagram installed so there's that :D
  • 2
    think you're just describing abusive mean nuns at religious convents
  • 0
    @jestdotty the difference is that I empower you to do what you really want
  • 0
    @jestdotty just pick the thing YOU want to achieve: getting a degree? Writing a compiler? Being really good at chess? Writing a book?
    And I’ll get you there. I’ll eliminate all distractions and traps created by capitalists to keep the populace uneducated and underachieving
  • 0
    @kiki enough money to retire on. now what
  • 0
    @jestdotty let's start with what you're good at, or at least with which skills you have. Then, let's get you a good psychiatric help. After that let's talk
  • 0
    @kiki how do I tell what's a skill

    also why do you gotta be so judgemental. i probably know more psychology than a psychiatrist lol
  • 1
    @jestdotty probably, probably not

    whip!

    also, psychology is meaningless BS — psychiatry and neurobiology is where it's at
  • 1
    I’m sure some of the devrant folks would gladly go there to enjoy the beating.
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