fuuuuckk why do you people expect me to lie ?

wait that translates too clearly.

*waves a red flag, then turns around in a circle, touches his nose, sticks out his tongue, stomps his right foot and says * I not like lie to get better places.

sell your soul or die~

@jestdotty mmmmph mmmmph take a guess as to whether you can talk damn you!

Darwin has some explanations.. mostly about how those who lie better have a higher likelihood of having offspring.
Then, the odds are that this offspring will learn those behaviors from their parents.

The moth that doesn't like to lie pretending to be a leaf gets eaten by a bird. The bird that does not like to lie dancing to pretend to be healthier than it actually is, doesn't get to mate.
It's the Circle of Lies!