I have no idea why but I think all ranters with long hair are Linux sysadmins

And you would be completely right. The longer the hair, the more commands you know. It's like unlocking hidden capabilities.

I seem to not be blessed by the Linux hair gods, then :(
I struggle with even simple Linux operations.

My hair is short though.

Le me Sysadmin. Le me short Hair. What u talking about 😂?

Sysadmin here, short hair and short beard :P

I used to be a Windows systems and domain admin. I had very very long hair at the time 😄

Suppose I'm still a linux sysadmin at a previous job, but only on-call now and I never really do anything. I cut my hair sometime after I left.

But I've been growing it out again. Probably explains my current Debian install, and how nice it is.

Hair length and system administration definitely seem correlated!

I have long hair, manage a server, use Linux on all my devices, and know how to do things better in the terminal than in a gui.

So.. ya. I think you are right.

Long hair and not a sysadmin. Just a lowly web developer.

I have told co-workers though that the hair contains my powers and that's why we can't cut it.