Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

HAHA YES
100%

keep us updated..

Lol love that 200%

I like that.

Haha genius!

@lapinferoce welcome to DevRant, maybe make an introduction post?

@coolq i will

I gotta say I like the rabbit hole and am afraid of the bright burning light when I would've ever to leave.
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Nice matrix reference, sad that I only can give 1 ++. But I favourited it.

Can't read.

I’m putting money on the blue pill...

Oh and I have the same memory stick on the right 😂 wuhu. Is it the 128gb that was super discounted?

@aravindio Just take the pills dialog bit from Morpheus in the first matrix and sed 's/pill/USB/g'

@kenogo Ubuntu is a reasonable choice for Linux virgins and office machines. I love Arch, but for my work laptop I use Mint because I need something a bit less "manual" to stay focused and productive. With Ubuntu going to wayland/gnome, I might start using it again.

I take them both and stay locked between the real and the upside down world.

BRILLIANT

creative as FUCK ++ whalecum to devRant, mate!

nice but hard to read. marker pen could have been better

@thremedy I could read it quite well. Since it is his first post he most likely didn't know how agressive the image compression on devRant really is.

Setup duel boot, I'd like to see them fighting...

@brunofontes stranger things?

Also freaking excellent idea! I'm going steal it, hope that's cool.

WOKE

Well played

++ ++ ++ ++

And the new mechine is macbook.

Your friend: wtf, I don't need these usb

@luper Yeah! A mix of both of them. :)

@aravindio yeah, sorry about that. I wish I could edit the post and fix the contrast on the words. I should have thought of that before.

Wow! Thanks guys! I love devRant but never know what to post. I'm glad you all like it. Haha!

Great

Can someone write what is on the red one can't read it

I'm gonna do this to all my new employees

@inpothet
You take the blue USB, the story ends. You wake up in your chair and believe what you want to believe.

You take the red USB, you stay in Wonderland and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

😂🤣 This went right into my fucking favorites! SO nice!

Mint > Ubuntu

Loved it 😂

I traced over the text. Hope it’s a bit more visible?

Brilliant!

On a side note, looks like someone's getting a stress ball 😂

@World what does that mean?

@creedasaurus This post is going towards 500 upvotes fast. At 500 upvotes on a single post you're in check for a free stress ball!

@World oh my... I feel a little silly. I figured it out. Hahaha! 500++ == stress ball.

Receiving a stressball right for your second rant - I'm jealous - good job ;/

Your post got robbed by a fb group, bro. Congrats 😁

Your meme is rocketing towards the Heavens bro. Should have put a hidden watermark somewhere XD

Wow! A friend told me to put it up on Twitter and Imgur and it's decently popular there too! What a day!
https://twitter.com/Creedasaurus/...
https://imgur.com/gallery/rIChX
(I don't really use imgur, he told me to just make an account to post)

@brunofontes Make sure you keep a few space heaters in your work area, just in case

Enjoy your new stressball, it looks like you're well on your way to getting it

Can't read the red one. Clever though!

@TechnoTrumpet they retraced it just above

@coolq thx.

What did they choose?

Which one of those did he choose?

@MrJDev I'm ODing on blue pills..

@busuu - You only have to worry about finding and watching "The Matrix". There were never any sequels. 😏
https://xkcd.com/566/

10/10 dev ranter right here! 🤣

Change the font color man.

I'm sad that i don't work there

Hahaha this is so cool! Can I come work with you? I need an interesting workplace as well 😂

Pfft, I use R E D S T A R O S