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Creating most secure messaging tool

If you are thinking long before writing a commit message just look at me.

Xamarin.Android lucid dreaming app

Perfume shop in Moscow -_-

After hard learning for a while I've passed Microsoft's C# exam.
And they just gave me this. Shit. Only. No certificate.

This reminds me the best Linux distro

Arch on android?
I should find this!

- Why don't you write error messages?
- Ehm, ok I'll write them.

What do I do at workplace on Sunday?

Well, I learn. Learn!

Impossible to write code when you're in love.

C# developers!
Anyone knows a good source to start reading about C# 7's syntax (not only "what's new")? Sometimes it feels like the language specific tools that I know are not enough.
P.S. Can't find it in msdn language reference or guide.

Please share.

An advertisement of apache.

No comment.

Would you quit development of the product if you see this much issues on the repo? 😂

Just created a blitz question for junior developers.

Start counting in base-3.

Some people are using base64 as an encryption method. Well I used to do so too.

When your program eats RAM or CPU

I used to learn touch-typing, but playing games without changing keys makes me forget it.

Why the fuck game markers set WASD as default moving keys? In this case people who play the game don't use the keyboard as they have to. Come on, let's use the keyboard in correct way guys...

As a C# developer I like Java for its throws keyword 🤓

A question about image processing and machine learning.
I post random images of the Earth to Twitter. I would like the bot to detect if the image is bad one. How can I do this? Here is an example of bad image.

*Me trying to store a game in a CD ~15 years ago*

1. Burning desktop link of the game into it.
2. Burning the .exe file only ...
3. Moving whole game folder into a CD ...
4. Installing something called DirectX. I remember, it should be in one of my CDs.
5. Playing the game.

Today I had nothing to do and started writing a twitter bot that tweets a random picture from bing maps filtering seas which are uninteresting. I think this is good for 1 day development.

https://twitter.com/TheAliveEarth

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Forget C# and learn XAML to use this shit.

Interviewer: Could you please make a class to force it create one instance at most?
Me: Sure!
(I didn't know the singleton pattern)

class A {
public static bool isCreated = false;
A() {
if(isCreated == true)
throw new Exception();
isCreated = true;
}
}

GitHub just got a dark theme for its GitHub Desktop.
I think Microsoft is doing pretty well.

I'm in love. ❤️

Sorry guys, I have to rant about this.

Just tried physically removing the RAM of my PC while playing a YouTube video on Linux and on Windows. What do you think, what was the difference?

The only thing I studied from HTML is that you have to close anything you have opened.../>
I already had some experience with C++ and suddenly they suggested me to take a mentoring.
My mentor - Well, we're going to learn HTML.
- I'm busy. I'm learning python...

- What have you done? Did you learn the HTML?
- Eeh I need to do a neutral network project for the uni. Wait please...

- It's time to learn HTML.
- Eeh I have a deadline in these days. I have to make an Ethereum smart contract. Wait please...

- HTML!
- WAIT!

Finally I asked my mentor to stop this fucking recursion. I'm not going to learn it.

Did you ever thought about rolling back time and:
- buy some cryptocurrencies
- sell your knowledge about vulnerabilities like spectrum/meltdown ...
- predict football championships
- WRITE THE GITHUB TO SELL IT FOR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

Well, I do.