After a week of failed attempts im about to post my first question on stackoverflow. If i dont return, tell my wife i always hated her.

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@Florens if they link the solution, im happy

@Pseudonymous the goal of my content is always to entertain

@AlexDeLarge youd know the OP if you just saw a rant saying 'penis', right?

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@sharktits is the penis reference aimed at me?

I always figured that if you had a wife it was a mexican luchador

@AleCx04 id say it was, but that would indirectly translate to 'my penis was aimed at you' and miss me with that gay shit

If i ever have the misfortune of getting a wife, ill make sure its a russian babuska, i dont fucking need more trouble in my life

@sharktits aiming your penis at me is ok, I am used to. I am sexy as all hell and would not blame you.

And I see russian babushkas and I upvote every time.

@Condor yes..? I dont see the problem

@Condor oy blyat dont judge me, i want my fucking kompot

@sharktits Компот :)

I love it.

Ima find it and ima down vote it