Scrum:

Boss to designer: sadly the green logo was not chosen and we will go with the purple one.

D: oh good choice, but why green was discarded?

B: green is not enough criptocurrency related.

Me: in my mind: how a color is crypto related... What wut? Procceed to do weird faces, twitch and spasm while I try to sort this out.

Boss see me and beat me (gently!) with an inflatable chicken.

Guys. Green is not crypto.

Yeah, but green is the color of the hackers 😎

Crypto is yellow isn’t it?

@C0D4 the bitcoin color is yellow but are the others also yellow?

@Tobey I err umm... was making up a random colour but sure, wait isn’t bitcoin orange?

@C0D4 yeah, you are right😁

@Tobey see, bitcoin is so crypto it’s started to go red from the yellow base...
Yea I’m making shit up now 🤫

it sounds so legit, we should use #greenIsNotCrypto for further inside jokes on devRant lol

Well purple does have that dynamic, mysterious vibe, as compared to green. Even Devrant's base colour is purplish.

I am glad to see that nobody flinched to the fact that I was beaten with an inflatable chicken :D

@donnico Well you did say it was "gently!"

@ViRaS yeah it was, totally no damage done and a lot of lolz.

I don't know about crypto color but the color of currency/cash has always been green.

#MakeGreenCryptoColorAgain!

"Crypto is not green" makes more sense. Since electricity and all... 😆

@MrJimmy they are cool :D also they make a sound when u squeeze them so if u beat somebody with hit it also scream

@Tobey money in cartoons is typically green

you just weren't thinking creatively

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