Head of legal: email me details of the customer information you hold/access

Me (in head): I'm a full stack developer! I access everything!! Should I tell the truth, or "the TRUTH"

everything...

The truth.

As a full-stack developer, I'm omniscient. I can see and touch everything, everywhere. Wherever data can exist, so too do I. Nothing is hidden from me, nor outside of my ability to reshape. The ether is mine to command.

... Except passwords.
Man, those things are something else.